Everyone has a little refrigerator repairman wardrobe malfunction once in a while… but Britney Spears basically lost her britches getting out of the car the other day!!  She also appears to be going commando!

Oh no, Kyla just saw this picture when she walked into my office – her comment “EW why doesn’t that girl have pants on her bum!”

Photo: Fame Pictures

Like HI, I’m in Cannes… there’s like a film festival here or something but like I’m just here with my boyfriend showing off my hot bathing suits!

Oh yeah, like wanna see my crack?

This could be my favorite picture of Amy Winehouse thus far.  She put the beehive back on… and now I’m a little disappointed because all along I thought the hive was real, genuine, authentic, hair… and apparently it’s just a wig – granted a fine one of a kind wig, but it’s just not the same…

She went to a pub all night, then ended up at Blake Wood’s house, and did the walk of shame back to her place the next morning.  She’s got a “minder” to take care of her and keep her out of trouble (from passing out in the middle of the street in her drug-induced stupor), and she told the paparazzi she’s going to see her husband Blake today.  A grand reunion that will be!

Photos: Splash News Online

Someone nearly lost her bikini bottom on a yacht last weekend… who was it??

It’s KATE MOSS!!  And whoever she is with (it’s either her mom or her daughter’s nanny) is showing some crack too… TOTAL CRACKFEST!!!  There’s more crack on this boat than there is pumping through Amy Winehouse’s body right now… crazy about crack!

Photos: Splash News Online

Amy Winehouse has things sticking out of her back pockets that say “SMOKING KILLS”, even worse SMOKING MAKES YOU SO F’D UP YOU DON’T REALIZE YOUR BUTT CRACK IS SHOWING!

Even worse, it makes you so f’d up you don’t realize you’re exposing the nether region of your stomach.  The hairy part.

Somebody showed off some serious BUTT CRACK while leaving a private party the other night…  It actually looks a little bruised!!  GROOOOOSSSSSS!!!

Can you NAME THAT CRACK?!?!

LENNY KRAVITZ!!!

He was leaving a private party after his show in Prague and his bum just kind of fell out as he was getting into the SUV… He clearly doesn’t wear underwear…

Photos: Splash News Online

Alec Baldwin took his pig daughter Ireland out in Malibu for the weekend.  Oh, I’m not the one calling her a pig – he did… remember?  That voice mail was so evil!!

Anyway, I guess Kim Basinger decided to let him see his kid.  She’s actually quite pretty… She’s almost 13 so she’s in that akward braces stage, but she’ll be gorgeous.  Hopefully she doesn’t end up a mess like other famous people’s kids.

Photo: Splash News Online

We all know Amy Winehouse likes to SMOKE crack, now we get to see HER CRACK!  Amy did some shopping the other day… picked up some newspapers and candy and other crap… Picked her nose in the process… She looks like she’s having a hard time standing up straight! 

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Avril Lavigne is in Miami with Deryck Whibley and friends… Look at her cute little bubble butt… and crack… whoops!  Seriously, she looks great!!

I am so into her new song “Hot”… It’s just so cute – it’s my MySpace song! 

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HOLY BUTT CLEVAGE BATMAN!!!  Look at Heidi Klum’s dress… or maybe it should be called a drASS???  Beauty and the Beast attended the Victoria’s Secret After Party and Heidi showed off her ass… Click the pictures to see.

I guess these pictures are a little old, but I hadn’t seen them yet… I really hope this doesn’t become a legitimate trend!!!