Like HI, I’m in Cannes… there’s like a film festival here or something but like I’m just here with my boyfriend showing off my hot bathing suits!

Oh yeah, like wanna see my crack?

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This could be my favorite picture of Amy Winehouse thus far.  She put the beehive back on… and now I’m a little disappointed because all along I thought the hive was real, genuine, authentic, hair… and apparently it’s just a wig – granted a fine one of a kind wig, but it’s just not the same…

She went to a pub all night, then ended up at Blake Wood’s house, and did the walk of shame back to her place the next morning.  She’s got a “minder” to take care of her and keep her out of trouble (from passing out in the middle of the street in her drug-induced stupor), and she told the paparazzi she’s going to see her husband Blake today.  A grand reunion that will be!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Someone nearly lost her bikini bottom on a yacht last weekend… who was it??

Show me now!

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Amy Winehouse has things sticking out of her back pockets that say “SMOKING KILLS”, even worse SMOKING MAKES YOU SO F’D UP YOU DON’T REALIZE YOUR BUTT CRACK IS SHOWING!

Even worse, it makes you so f’d up you don’t realize you’re exposing the nether region of your stomach.  The hairy part.

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Somebody showed off some serious BUTT CRACK while leaving a private party the other night…  It actually looks a little bruised!!  GROOOOOSSSSSS!!!

Can you NAME THAT CRACK?!?!

Show me now!

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Alec Baldwin took his pig daughter Ireland out in Malibu for the weekend.  Oh, I’m not the one calling her a pig – he did… remember?  That voice mail was so evil!!

Anyway, I guess Kim Basinger decided to let him see his kid.  She’s actually quite pretty… She’s almost 13 so she’s in that akward braces stage, but she’ll be gorgeous.  Hopefully she doesn’t end up a mess like other famous people’s kids.

Photo: Splash News Online

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We all know Amy Winehouse likes to SMOKE crack, now we get to see HER CRACK!  Amy did some shopping the other day… picked up some newspapers and candy and other crap… Picked her nose in the process… She looks like she’s having a hard time standing up straight! 

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Avril Lavigne is in Miami with Deryck Whibley and friends… Look at her cute little bubble butt… and crack… whoops!  Seriously, she looks great!!

I am so into her new song “Hot”… It’s just so cute – it’s my MySpace song! 

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