Lindsay Lohan walking around LA in short shorts… Maybe she’s hoping to run into JOEL MADDEN and seduce him with those sexy freckled legs…

According to Star Magazine, Lindsay was recently at a club and Joel happened to be the DJ that night… and she flirted up a storm with him… Paris Hilton sent Nicole Richie a text message to let her know what was going on… and Nicole lost her sh*t.

Steal mink coat – check.

Steal Lauren Hasting’s wardrobe – check.

Steal Nicole Richie’s baby daddy – workin’ on it!

Oh, and little Ali Lohan says the rumors that her sis and Samantha Ronson are hooking up are “pathetic” and that they’re “just friends”… at least they’re trying to protect young Ali from the dirty truth!

Photos: Splash News Online

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I think NAME THOSE TATAS will be a fun game for us to play sometimes.  I actually don’t use the word tata very often to describe breasts, but I saw a breast cancer awareness bumper sticker today that said “Save the Tatas” with a pink ribbon behind it and I thought it was cute. 

Who do you think those tatas belong to?

Show me now!

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Brooke Hogan hanging out on the beach with friends… Looks like she’s having a great time! 

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Brooke Hogan definitely needs some time to chill out in the sun… Her parents are about to go through a nasty divorce and her brother is facing reckless driving charges and his friend is still in a coma… Not good for the Hogan family… not good at all…

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Or is it the Reality Really Awards?  Whatever, I don’t watch any of this stuff… I can’t stand one more “reality” TV show… Anyway, there’s Brooke Hogan… She’s got such a pretty face but she tries too hard to look like a Clearwater Beach hooker… The dye job and excessive make up age her… Big boobies too.  If you blow up the pictures you can see where they’re stuck to the dress!

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What ever happened to her father being protective and not wanting her to look like a ho?  She’s making some goofy-ass faces too… Do you think they’re fake?

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These pictures are from a radio station concert in NY.  What the hell is Brook Hogan doing?  She really is a nice girl, I just can’t believe her parents – who I’ve met and they’re really sweet as well – let her wear THIS on stage?  There aren’t words.

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It cracks me up how Hulk Hogan was SOOOOOOO protective of Brooke when they were filming the Hogan Knows Best show – he didn’t want her going out with boys and stuff… but he lets her get on stage and perform in her freaking underwear.  That’s not even like a costume, it looks like something she picked up at the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale!

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