She looks like she’s turning 51…  She looks like such a hooker!!!!!!!!

Click thru the pics for my comments… they are all sweet!

Brooke Skankhogan performed on the pole… seriously, why?  It’s not like she’s going to earn her daddy any dollar dollar bills y’all she looks DISGUSTING!!!  In fact I would pay money to get her OFF the pole!!

Nick Hogan was released from jail late last night.  He served 5 and a half months (166 days) of an 8 month sentence.  He was greeted by his sister Brooke, and went home to a PARTY in his honor… Hopefully this clown learned his lesson.

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It’s just sick how much Hulk Hogan’s girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel looks like his daughter Brooke… How can he get naked with a girl who MUST remind him of his daughter!?!?  SICK SICK SICK!!  I don’t know who is worse, him with her… or Linda with the 19 year old bleach blond tool.

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We were at a friend’s house in Newport last night having some dinner before our wild night of drinking (I was in bed before 10pm) and they had Brooke Knows Best in their DVR so I opted to watch it since I hadn’t seen it yet… My oh my is it a HORRIBLE SHOW!!!!!!!!  Girlfriend looks like an absolute skank, the show is phony, every little scene is contrived and horribly scripted and acted out… It’s like she is so uninteresting they have to tell her what to do… I don’t know, it just made me feel uncomfortable watching it because it was so stupid.  I actually enjoyed Hogan Knows Best, but now it’s just Brooke being a dumbass blonde… she even shows her big ass while she’s on the beach… oh, yeah, she “happens” to see some “hot surfers” and her friends “dare her” to go up to them… and they “joke around” about who has “dibs” and then her friends tell her she has to invite them to her party so she goes to do it… and you can tell these guys were coached by whoever was running things and it was just BAD!!!!!!!!

I was trying to find the clip of her showing her arse on the beach, but when I did a YouTube search for “Brooke Hogan Knows Best Ass” this is what came up.  He gives a pretty accurate account of what happens on the show, and his 2 minutes and 30 seconds are more entertaining than the 30 minute episode… that should tell you something.

Click here to view the embedded video.

If you feel the need to defend the show, or agree with me, please comment!!  There is an issue we can not seem to resolve with the page that pops up after you post a comment, but it DOES WORK, I just have to moderate!!  Serial, we have been trying to fix it for months and it just won’t work!

Brooke Hogan is in this month’s issue of Maxim Magazine… there’s also a video on their website of her with her dad Hulk Hogan.  Apparently he’s trying not to be so overprotective since she’s an adult now (at 20), but he still wants to be a part of her new reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”… He just wants to keep the money rolling in, she’s the cash cow now.

Click here to see the video and some more pictures at Maxim Online!

Just what the Hogan family needed – another car accident!

But this time, it wasn’t Hogan’s fault.

Brooke Hogan was driving back from a visit with her brother Nick in jail when another car lost control and hit her head on!  Her parents weren’t far behind – they had taken 2 cars to see him… Brooke’s friend was in the car with her.  The other driver was speeding.

Brooke and her friend were wearing their seatbelts and nobody was hurt.

Click here for the full story from E! Online.

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Lindsay Lohan walking around LA in short shorts… Maybe she’s hoping to run into JOEL MADDEN and seduce him with those sexy freckled legs…

According to Star Magazine, Lindsay was recently at a club and Joel happened to be the DJ that night… and she flirted up a storm with him… Paris Hilton sent Nicole Richie a text message to let her know what was going on… and Nicole lost her sh*t.

Steal mink coat – check.

Steal Lauren Hasting’s wardrobe – check.

Steal Nicole Richie’s baby daddy – workin’ on it!

Oh, and little Ali Lohan says the rumors that her sis and Samantha Ronson are hooking up are “pathetic” and that they’re “just friends”… at least they’re trying to protect young Ali from the dirty truth!

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I think NAME THOSE TATAS will be a fun game for us to play sometimes.  I actually don’t use the word tata very often to describe breasts, but I saw a breast cancer awareness bumper sticker today that said “Save the Tatas” with a pink ribbon behind it and I thought it was cute. 

Who do you think those tatas belong to?

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Yes, there’s Brooke Hogan, at Florida Atlantic University, where she’s considering going to school in the fall.  She’s totally hanging out with an Alpha Xi Delta girl, that’s my sorority!!  Of course my chapter is at a little school in Gorham, ME, but still – we’re SISTERS!!!

Brooke Hogan hanging out on the beach with friends… Looks like she’s having a great time! 

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