There aren’t words.  I don’t usually find much shocking when looking through photos to post, especially when it comes to Amy Winehouse, but this was an extra special treat!  She can’t walk or keep her clothes on as it is, now she’s got 2 ginormous melons to contain… and it’s not working out so well.  She just went to DINNER with her 13 year old god-daughter dressed – er, undressed – like this!!!

Uhhhhhhh…. WHAT ARE THOSE??  I know Jessica has big boobs but DAMN – they are swolen!!!  Is she pregnant??  Those things look like my knockers when I was breastfeeding… Either that or she’s really bloated… or maybe a crazy push up bra?  They’re ginormously ginormous!

I wish Star would just post this picture with “PREGNANT BOOBS?” on their cover.  That would be funny.

Tila Tequila shows off her love for boobies, and her big ones, outside One Sunset Lounge in Hollywood on April Fool’s Day.  More like April Boobs Day.  Big boobs.

Look at the rat tail she’s got going on!  At first I thought she totally cut her hair into this 80’s atrocity hair cut, but it’s actually just all pulled back with the tail hanging out.

She’s with some guy, but I don’t think it’s the same guy she was with the other day at the airport.  I guess she’s playing the field.

She’s attending the premiere of “The Women”.

Amy Winehouse’s friend grabbed her boob as she was getting a cigarette!

What the heck?  Tune in Tokyo?

Photo: Splash News Online

There’s Pamela Anderson getting ready to leave London and head back to the US… She and Tommy Lee have moved back in together!  Tommy says they’ve tried 800 times and now it’s 801… Most importantly, the kids are very happy to have the whole family together.

Are they going to make a Pam & Tommy sex tape sequel???  Or could this just be a stunt to get some more publicity for her new reality show?  I definitely smell a wedding… she loves to get married!!

Photos: Splash News Online

OK enough is enough! Christina Aguilera is just getting trashy now… I love her but enough is enough with the boobs hanging out. Seriously, you’re a new mom, you can show them off a little without giving us the baby’s eye view. She looks like such a hooker!!!

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DAYUM!!  Look at Christina Boobilera walking into an office building in NYC earlier today… Girlfriend is workin’ the post-pardum body, butt, and boobs!  I’ve given up on her as far as the hair and lipstick are concerned – eventually she’s going to have to ditch that look because it’s time for a transformation anyway… She looks hot.  I want to see her son’s face, he was out with them last night (pics below) but they didn’t show his little face!

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Holy Hot Momma Halle Berry!!  Wow!!  Her daughter Nahla Ariela was born on March 16 – so she’s not even 6 weeks post-pardum and look how great she looks!!  I was still moping around with bags under my eyes and a floppity belly!!  And she’s 41 years old!!

This was taken at the Silver Rose Gala and Auction yesterday in Beverly Hills.

Christina Aguilera looks very tired in these pictures from last night… and her boob is HUGE and popping out, it looks like a massive balloon!!!   HUUUUUUUUGGGEEEE!!!!  

I actually like that dark red plum lipstick better than the bright red…

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