Don’t find him sexy, never have, never will… but there’s your Leo DiCaprio on the beach with a harem of women… Bar who?

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For all I know this dude could be her cousin, but apparently his name is Adam Scott and he’s a PGA golfer – they’re on vacation in Hawaii right now… and she’s dating him.

There are also pictures of her mom Goldie Hawn in a bathing suit?

Beg for them, won’t you?

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Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii… Remember last time they were there he put on her bathing suit, it was hilarious… this time they’re just being all lovey-dovey!

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Amy Winehouse is still on vacation in St. Lucia… She decided to put a bikini top on and cover up her lovely boobies – but she can’t seem to keep the thing on!

She’s also got the attention of SEVERAL men on the beach… Cracks me up!  In a few of the pictures she is all flirting as if she’s somehow remotely sexually attractive.

Hey, at least she’s been cleaned in salt water!!!!

Check out the photo album for lots of Amy-Action.

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Lindsay Lohan spent New Year’s weekend on the beach in Miami… the beach seemed to be a popular place to ring in 2009 – Jared Leto, Gerard Butler, Chloe Sevigny, and Kristin Cavallari were also showing off their beach bums… Well, at least the chicks were!

I rang in 2009 on the couch!  Only it wasn’t my couch… we went to my boyfriend’s sister’s house to play Guitar Hero, eat, play poker, and hang out… I had 1/2 a bottle of Pinot and passed out when my eyeballs nearly rolled into the back of my head – but not from the wine, from watching the Guitar Hero screen!

I play pretty much every song on HARD and can get through a few on EXPERT!  GO ME!

Anyway, here are the pics… Look for a celebrity tush album coming soon!

Photos: Splash News Online

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Tara Reid hung out at the beach and did some shopping… what else is she going to do when she can’t get a job?

Photos: Splash News Online

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are on a much needed (right) vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico.  This is apparently the place to go… isn’t Jennifer Aniston there right now too?  Oooh… threesome??

Sam actually has boobs – and hips!  She looks cute in her bikini… and she’s laughing!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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They’re so sweet!  Ellen DeGeneres and her new wife Portia DeRossi on the beach in Malibu.  Portia’s got a nice fat diamond, so does Ellen have one too?  I wonder who asked who to get married?  Was it Ellen since she definitely is the more masculine of the two… Do they get matching diamonds since they’re wife and wife?

How cute is that – they ran into Gavin and Kingston!

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