I don’t remember which movie or TV show it was in which one character says to another, “are you trying to look unattractive?” but that’s what I would say to Ali Lohan if she were my friend.

Seriously!

MOM JEANS???  And I get that the high-waisted thing was in for a bit with Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson sporting that look… but she’s wearing MOM JEANS straight out of the SNL skit CUFFED, with white sneakers and a plain white shirt.  She’s not wearing an ounce of make up, looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in a week, and just all around looks horrible!

She used to be kinda cute and healthy looking!  Pic from 2009.

Click here to see a few more pictures of her horrible outfits lately.

And because you can never watch and laugh at this too many times… Mom Jeans!

IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEE!!!!

Clearly her outfit and boots are wrong, but the hair takes the cake.  Actually, it looks like someone smushed a cake into it.

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I don’t know what else to say, she is just a mess!!!

I can’t even read everything on her t-shirt but she’s just ridiculous!!  She’s also sucking face with her boyfriend Alexander Nice.  Yummy.

Click here to see what my t-shirt said today :)

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Pregnant or not, that is a bad outfit – namely the pants – and should not be worn by anyone, let alone a celebrity who has plenty of money to buy pants that fit.  Those things are HIDEOUS!!!  I love you very much Jen Garner but you can’t just let yourself go like this!!!

Seriously I think I said this before about pants like this – totally Dunkin Donuts uniform that doesn’t fit.  WTF?

So is she pregnant?  I don’t know.  She sure looks it in some photos lately, she and Ben are searching for a bigger house, but she’s picking up sushi in these photos… I don’t think you can eat sushi while pregnant, can you?

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I know, I know, this look is TOTALLY IN, but it’s bad… especially those shorts!!  And the top?  All the black and navy blue…  Not pretty!

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Guess who this is…

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It’s RIHANNA!  Lovely, right!!

I can see this picture of Jennifer Aniston, with a black bar across her eyes, as a fashion DON’T because of the rolled jeans and sneakers.  A pair of boots would be a DO.  Am I wrong fashionistas?

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Usually I like Jessica Alba’s outfits, but THIS is terrible!!  From the waist down, what was she thinking?  Are those boy pants that she cut and then rolled to hide the fraying?  And is she aware that her knee highs are pulled up above the high boots?  Seriously is this in???

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Prince rocks the PURPLE in Paris… Even worse, his date wears a clashing shade of indigo – see picture below.

Is it just me, or is there some similarity between Prince & Rihanna… it’s the hair, the style of clothing, something about Prince reminds me of Rihanna – I have said it before.  When I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures I thought it was Rihanna covering up in a set of purple satin sheets.  Oh, and his boots look like shoes dyed to match a prom dress!!!

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OK I say this all the time, I am NOT a fashionista so I’m sure someone will try to justify what these two are wearing… but SERIOUSLY??

A bow tie with blue jeans?  Blue jeans with a lighter blue jean jacket?  Did my grandfather will his shoes to Kanye West?  I guess I have to give KW some credit – not only is he the most brilliant musical artist of our time but he is also an innovator when it comes to MULLETS… I mean, that IS a mullet he’s wearing right??  A little mini-party in the back??

And her… uh…  She’s aight from the waist up, but those red pants are totally Chorus Line and I have no idea what to even say about the shoes they are BIZARRE.

I say this as I walked around all day in Old Navy sweats and a MATERNITY hoodie from Target – not because I’m pregnant but because it was cute and I wanted it so I didn’t care that it was maternity!!

Photos: Splash News Online