Usually I like Jessica Alba’s outfits, but THIS is terrible!!  From the waist down, what was she thinking?  Are those boy pants that she cut and then rolled to hide the fraying?  And is she aware that her knee highs are pulled up above the high boots?  Seriously is this in???

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Prince rocks the PURPLE in Paris… Even worse, his date wears a clashing shade of indigo – see picture below.

Is it just me, or is there some similarity between Prince & Rihanna… it’s the hair, the style of clothing, something about Prince reminds me of Rihanna – I have said it before.  When I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures I thought it was Rihanna covering up in a set of purple satin sheets.  Oh, and his boots look like shoes dyed to match a prom dress!!!

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OK I say this all the time, I am NOT a fashionista so I’m sure someone will try to justify what these two are wearing… but SERIOUSLY??

A bow tie with blue jeans?  Blue jeans with a lighter blue jean jacket?  Did my grandfather will his shoes to Kanye West?  I guess I have to give KW some credit – not only is he the most brilliant musical artist of our time but he is also an innovator when it comes to MULLETS… I mean, that IS a mullet he’s wearing right??  A little mini-party in the back??

And her… uh…  She’s aight from the waist up, but those red pants are totally Chorus Line and I have no idea what to even say about the shoes they are BIZARRE.

I say this as I walked around all day in Old Navy sweats and a MATERNITY hoodie from Target – not because I’m pregnant but because it was cute and I wanted it so I didn’t care that it was maternity!!

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Mischa Barton has a way of making a black sheet look so crazy fashionable… or is that her witch costume from Halloween?

Despite the insane outfit, Courtney Love looks pretty sober and healthy these days!

Well, yesterday anyway…

Katy Perry – who sings I kissed a girl and I liked it – hosted Travis McCoy’s birthday celebration… and showed up wearing this ridiculous outfit.  It looks like something one might dress an old school Barbie doll in… as if the high waisted aqua shorts and ruffle top aren’t bad enough, look at the pockets on the back…and the red shoes do nothing to tie the outfit together.  Her boyfriend probably doesn’t mind her sucking face with a chick, but he’d definitely mind being seen with her in this sucky ass outfit!!!

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Jim Carrey wore Jenny’s bathing suit on the beach in Malibu.  He was purposely looking a fool for the paparazzi.  What a freaking clown he is.  And with such a straight frigging face!!!  Jenny’s totally trying not to laugh.

Lourdes and her dad Carlos Leon walking down the street… What is she wearing?  Madonna seriously needs to hire a stylist for this little girl… And when is she going to get to waxing that uni-brow?

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OK is David Beckham a GUEST at the grand opening of this Gordon Ramsey restaurant in Hollywood… or is he a frigging waiter??

WHAT is that bow tie??  That little vest???  The brown shoes?????  It’s ALMOST tolerable but the BOW TIE???

STYLIST – FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh… what the hell is Lily Allen wearing??? Click the picture and blow it up – her freaking dress has deer on it… cute enough, until you realize the deer have slit throats and blood gushing… What the hell is wrong with her?  Not to mention the fact that the pink hair is all cute and I’m thinking she almost pulls it off and then I realize she’s wearing the most psychotic dress ever… anyway.

Kelly Osboure looks like she lost more weight – and she looks really good…

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