Jennifer Garner got caught dealing some crack at Violet Affleck’s Soccer Practice while cracking down on lil Violet’s Tantrum.  And it looks like she wasn’t cracking up when she saw the photogs snapping pics of her crack either.

Enough crack puns for you?

It looks like she might be flipping off the photogs but then thinks better of it, since she’s surrounded by kids.

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias cracked up as their friend mooned the paparazzi!

Pics might be NSFW depending on where you work… is a bare ass OK or not??

Actually I don’t know which is worse – her ass flash or the fact that she’s wearing socks with flip-flops!!!  WTF IS THAT SNOOKI????

Did she friggin’ forget to put on pants/shorts/a skirt?

I didn’t want to alarm anyone with her ass on the top of the page, but you can click the thumbnails to see it!

These pictures are especially fabulous because I go shopping and CONSTANTLY ask the question, “is this a dress or a shirt?”

The difference between myself and Britney Spears is:  I would take note of my ass hanging out the back and go with the “shirt” option.

I wonder if the paparazzi got razzed by their bosses, “how did you NOT get a shot of her vagina??”

That is all.

We’ve all seen it – and there it is again.

Paris Hilton didn’t want to get her feet wet so she had her bodyguard give her a lift… and a wedgie.

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EW!!!!!!  Can’t she do something to tone that thing or make it pop just a little???

Not that I should make fun of anyone else’s ass – my 6 year old tells me I have junk in the trunk all the time – but seriously she’s nasty.  And she has got to know she’s lifting that big dress up just a LITTLE too high.  Ugh.

She was at the VIP Room with her sister Nicky & brother Conrad… and she couldn’t stop pushing her boobs out of her dress… and then she tried to touch the booze girl’s boob too!!  She is a WILD CHILD!!!

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Why?????????

Who wants to see this? I didn’t post the picture of her hiney as the main photo but you can click on the thumbnail to see it.

And why is Lady Gaga the originator of all things copying the snot out of CHER!!??

Ohhhh wait, Cher wasn’t so innovative as to wear a thong with RIPPED stockings to show off the bruises on her ass!

Can’t she just stick to fun hats?

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!  Lady Gaga went to a bar like this.  I wonder how heavy that hat is.  She is such a freak show!!!

Photos: Flynet Pictures

Lindsay Lohan is still in St. Barth’s with her new boy-toy (he looks more like a rag-doll)… She went shopping at Louis Vuitton and tried on a swimsuit that really flatters her boobies!  Lots of fun shots of Lilo at her best…

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Katy Perry out in some serious spandex.

Is there a name for what’s going on with her ass?  Like it’s not a camel toe or a nipple slip… what is it?