Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI a week ago and apparently she still has her license… So she opted to go clubbing again and took off while texting and driving!

Her dad has come to  her defense – not only does he say she wasn’t drunk when she got the DUI but he claims she doesn’t drink AT ALL!

Nicolas Cage is losing it.

Various reports are circulating around the web that a drunk Nic taunted New Orleans police into Arresting him after having a loud argument with his wife early this morning.

It worked.

He was booked by police for Domestic abuse and disturbing the peace.

Love to see that booking photo!

Christina Aguilera was arrested for being drunk by the LA County Sheriff this morning at about 3am.  She’s not being charged with anything and is essentially being held in the drunk tank.
LA County Sheriffs stopped a vehicle being driven by her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler and are holding him on suspected drunk driving charges.   His bail is set at $30,000
Classy.

He looks really upset in this mugshot… and why shouldn’t he be???

Chace Crawford was arrested last night for having an unlit joint in his car.   It’s only a misdemeanor, but it shouldn’t even be a crime.  I will leave it at that.

You would think that since half the girls in Hollywood her age have been arrested for DUI or drugs or both this year Mischa Barton would know better, get a driver, be smart, or whatever… But oh no, once again a stupid ass celebrity chick hopped in her snotty ride after a night of hard partying and got her scrawny ass arrested… for suspected DUI and posession of narcotics… oh, and her license is suspended as well.  She was driving in West Hollywood at 2:45 this morning and failed to signal a turn so the cops pulled her over.  She was apparently held on $10,000 bail and is now out… her parents picked her up in their black Mercedes at 10:10am.

Didn’t Mischa say in a recent interview that she’s not like the other girls???  Kind of being uppity like she would never get in trouble like this???  I have to find it…

May the drunken celebrity driving parade roll in in 2008…

It dudn’t git no mo white trash than this… Kid Rock and several members of his entourage were arrested after a brawl at a Waffle House in Atlanta… He was released after posting bail and signed autographs on the way out of the DeKalb County Jail!

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What’s up with him getting into fights lately??  First Tommy Lee, now some douche at a Waffle House??  Granted the other guy started it… but really!

According to Entertainmentwise Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for posession of marijuana.  Police were called to her hotel room after she and her husband Blake Fielder Civil were fighting (it never ends!) and they found 7 grams of weed… they were arrested, spent most of the night in jail, paid some fines, and were released early this morning…

At least it was just weed!!  They’d probably already snorted, swallowed, and injected the other drugs…

Uncle Kracker told People Magazine earlier today that he is innocent and did not do anything to a 26 year old woman who accused him of sexually assaulting her last night.  He was arrested in Raleigh, NC around 4:30 this morning and was accused of second degree forcible sexual assault.

“It’s regretable that someone would make this kind of allegation, not only because it’s not the kind of thing I’d do, as the father of two girls, it’s the kind of thing that I wouldn’t stand for.”

He was let go on $75,000 bail… not $5 million as was earlier reported.

NOT.

But she claims to be.

Lindsay Lohan apparently told Bill Bush from Access Hollywood that the drugs found in her pocket were not hers.  She claims she didn’t do drugs and that she was being chased by her former assistant’s mother which is why she was speeding.

Yeah, because everyone just carries a little bit of coke around for their friends, and both breathalyzer tests (.12 and .13) scream of innocence… What an idiot she is.

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So much for Lindsay Lohan’s rehabilitation and taking it all seriously!!  She was involved in a car chase last night and was arrested for DUI – again!!! 

According to TMZ, “Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.  Cops tell TMZ cocaine was found in her pants pocket.”

Girl is in deep doo-doo.