Amy Winehouse chopped her hair!!  It looks good… either that or it’s a wig, but I can’t see how she could the squirrel’s nest buried under that nice looking perm…

She showed the paparazzi her rash and hospital bracelets, and said that’s why she was in the hospital.

I wonder if they made her chop off her hair because whatever was living in there had given her the rash…

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Blake Fielder-Civil, beloved (estranged?) husband of Amy Winehouse, is in rehab as required by his release agreement… Well, I say agreement, but I’m sure he didn’t really agree to go…

I wonder what the Vegas odds would be regarding his ability to remain sober… I give it three days after he’s out we’ll see him and Amy cracked out of their minds scrapping on the street.  Not that I wish that upon them, but reality is reality.

THIS is a most hilarious 10 Step list for Amy Winehouse… from The Washington Post!

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THE WACK IS BACK!!!  Amy Winehouse was released from the hospital with a “clean bill of health” according to her father… WHAT?  That’s healthy?  DAMN!!

She was flipping out on the paparazzi… I would feel bad for her but she’s really just destroyed herself with all the crack, smack, smoking, and whatever else.

Her record company apparently has her working on a brilliant new album… we’ll see.

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Amy Winehouse just keeps looking more and more like death.  In fact, I have seen dead people who look more alive than her.  I think I’ve said that before, but there really is no other way to describe her ghastly appearance.  Even ghastly doesn’t seem harsh enough.  She couldn’t even trick or treat looking like that she would scare everyone…

Actually, I wonder if anyone will come out with an Amy Winehouse mask this year!  That would be FUN!  My sister was Amy last year for Halloween, she pulled it off really well but this year she’d have to look even more LIKE DEATH.

I don’t know how she can be with us much longer… look at her legs, the cuts all over her, her nose, her crusty face… SICK SICK SICK DON’T DO DRUGS!!!

I love how they say she is “sick” - she is CRACKED OUT YO!

Oh, and I guess it would be one thing if she was returning home this much of a mess, but this is her leaving the house to go PERFORM!!!!

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Kimberly Stewart out on the town with Blake Wood.  Amy Winehouse’s Blake!  Not MAH BLAKE, but the other Blake, the one taking out her trash a few months ago.  At least I’m sure he gets a little nasty sumpin sumpin from hanging Kimberly Stewart.

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Too bad the PHOTO of Amy Winehouse is the only thing that showed up at her surprise birthday party!

Amy’s mother Janis and friends Mark Ronson and Adele and others showed up to surprise her… but Amy never made it to the party!

Hmmmm… I wonder why…

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