Another judge bites the dust!

American Idol producers have handed Kara DioGuardi a pink slip! 

So will they can Randy Jackson too?  Yo yo yo dawg I think they should keep him!

Ellen left too… she wanted out.

Now there’s talk of J-Lo and Steven Tyler being the replacements but nothing confirmed yet.

What about the Jessica Simpson thing?  Apparently Papa Joe has been trying to help her get the gig… she’d at least be more interesting to watch than J-Lo!

It’s all falling apart!

Actually this isn’t really a bad thing – love Ellen, but the show just wasn’t her thang!

Click here for more – this is from The Hollywood Reporter and other sources – so it’s official.

So do you think Jessica Simpson would make a good new judge?  Click here to take the poll :)

Michael Lynche left his hotel in NYC yesterday with his baby girl Laila Rose and his wife Christa.  They were actually in St. Petersburg, FL today for Mike Lynche day… they gave him the key to the city and the fans went crazy!

Here’s the video from Fox 13 Tampa

His baby girl is so cute, and she looks like even more of a peanut in Big Mike’s arms!!!  She looks like her mama!

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Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox did their thing on Live! With Regis & Kelly this morning.  I bet Crystal is tired of being reminded that she was the favorite from the beginning and Lee came and stole it from her…  I’m over AI, there’s too much hype and too little talent.

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Yeah so I didn’t watch, had no desire to watch, and am even more glad I chose not to watch because Krystal Bowersox didn’t win.  Lee Dewyze is the new American Idol.  Double woot.

Here are the pictures from last night’s star studded crock of an event.

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Yo yo YOOOOOOO… check it out allright dawg, I like you know what I’m sayin…

What’s up with the “Adios” pot leaf jacket?  What’s the message here?  I just realized I wrote pot “leave” instead of leaf… haha, like I’m high or something!!  Anyway I seriously just tried to find out what his jacket is all about and I can’t find anything!

And who is the lady friend??  Anyone know who she is?  They look so SERIOUS.  Serious about saying adios to pot?  What is up with the jacket??????

Photo: Fame Pictures

The American Idols filming this season’s Ford commercial in LA.  What’s up with the watering cans… and the footballs… and where is Bowersox??

Photos: Flynet Pictures

This…………… is AmERican Idol.

Ugh Ryan irritates me more and more each time I watch the beginning of the show.  Of these 12, maybe 4 have some serious talent… the rest are average at best.  Still, I’m sucked in.

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This is ridiculous.  Ellen DeGeneres is going to be the 4th American Idol judge.  That show is my crack, and it just got a whole lot awesomer!!!

I know awesomer isn’t a word… but Ellen is going to be a hilarious addition to the show… Paula who???  Actually, I think they could do without Kara, she’s so meat and potatoes, at least Paula has spunk and slur and all that stuff. 

Ellen on Idol, what do you think?  Good or lame?  Will she steal the show?  And just wait until she and Simon go at it!!!  Brilliant!!!

Apparently there isn’t one!

Jeff Archuleta, overbearing – and apparently oversexed – father of cutie American Idol patootie David Archuleta, was just fined for soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Utah.  Wrong place, wrong time, the place was targeted – not him – but he happened to be there… $582 later he’s all good.

No mug shot was taken.