This is ridiculous.  Ellen DeGeneres is going to be the 4th American Idol judge.  That show is my crack, and it just got a whole lot awesomer!!!

I know awesomer isn’t a word… but Ellen is going to be a hilarious addition to the show… Paula who???  Actually, I think they could do without Kara, she’s so meat and potatoes, at least Paula has spunk and slur and all that stuff. 

Ellen on Idol, what do you think?  Good or lame?  Will she steal the show?  And just wait until she and Simon go at it!!!  Brilliant!!!

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Apparently there isn’t one!

Jeff Archuleta, overbearing – and apparently oversexed – father of cutie American Idol patootie David Archuleta, was just fined for soliciting a prostitute at a massage parlor in Utah.  Wrong place, wrong time, the place was targeted – not him – but he happened to be there… $582 later he’s all good.

No mug shot was taken.

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Aw, the ugly duckling turned into quite a swan!

It’s Ryan Seacrest, if you didn’t know… you can totally tell it’s him if you look at the face minus the chub, braces, and glasses!

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Katy Perry walks out on stage wearing an Adam Lambert cape.  I mean it is totally NOT FAIR!!  Should they be allowing the artists to influence the audience???

She’s frigging hot – but I don’t like her ass cheeks!!!

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My boyfriend just showed this to me.

We’re watching Idol right now… The fake suspense is killing me!!!

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What a hot dolly!

Bidding starts at $99, so far no takers…

Click here to check out the auction!

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Where the hell is the judge’s save NOW???

She was suppsoed to be second… this is just CRAZY!  She is like Pink Kelly Clarkson Avril Lavigne all in one – I really like her!!  Danny Geeky SUCKED last night, I’m sorry but what he did to Steven Tyler was criminal!!

And Kris is just boring… I do hope he is the runner up tho, Danny coming close would be like Taylor Hicks f’d up!

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The Idols hanging out backstage before the show last night.  CUTE!

My ears are still aching from David Archuleta’s performance…

More pics here!

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