I don’t remember which movie or TV show it was in which one character says to another, “are you trying to look unattractive?” but that’s what I would say to Ali Lohan if she were my friend.

Seriously!

MOM JEANS???  And I get that the high-waisted thing was in for a bit with Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson sporting that look… but she’s wearing MOM JEANS straight out of the SNL skit CUFFED, with white sneakers and a plain white shirt.  She’s not wearing an ounce of make up, looks like she hasn’t washed her hair in a week, and just all around looks horrible!

She used to be kinda cute and healthy looking!  Pic from 2009.

Click here to see a few more pictures of her horrible outfits lately.

And because you can never watch and laugh at this too many times… Mom Jeans!

Well, it still doesn’t look like Ali eats… but she and Lindsay were spotted at a cafe in West Hollywood the other day.  I think I have become a little less mean in my old age but I have to say Ali looks terrible.  Her hair looks like mine in 2nd grade, when I chopped it all off and regretted it and didn’t want to go to school because it looked so bad.  It’s nice she doesn’t spray tan herself into an orange but a little make up wouldn’t hurt.  She was so cute when she was younger and doesn’t even look like the same person!

Not sure what kind of stuff Ali has going on… but in the last week I’ve heard Lindsay is $3 million in debt, there is video proof of the bar fight she’s denying she was involved in, and she still isn’t signed to Lifetime for the Elizabeth Taylor role.  The good news is she hasn’t been arrested or caught snorting coke since she last met with the judge.

Lindsay and Ali Lohan made the signature Lohan Milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood…

How long before they rip it off the menu?  I mean she gets booted from movies, fired from other gigs, and doesn’t show up for court – hopefully it’s a tasty treat and she can keep it going… it’s about all she has left!

Now originally the milkshake was chocolate & vanilla with oreo cookies, but she’s got some pink concoction in her hand so maybe they changed the formula?

Oh, and to see just how spectacular she looked last June when the milkshake was introduced, click here.

Photos: Fame Pictures

Maybe y’all have seen this… I didn’t realize it was that bad until now.  Lindsay Lohan’s arm… look at that scar!!

She’s still in St. Barth’s on a much needed vacation with her sister Ali who is now looking more and more like Lindsay in a not so good kinda way.  She is still a kid!!!

Oh, and maybe they aren’t having much fun – clearly there is some tension in these pictures!!

Photos: Fame Pictures

Check it out!  Lindsay Lohan looking like she’s going to dry heave *nothing to vomit up by the looks of her* while out on the town in Paris with Busta Rhymes…

And even more shocking and sick than the pictures of a party-on Lindsay are the photos of her sister Ali out in a SHORT dress… looking JUST LIKE LINDSAY… SHE IS FRIGGING FIFTEEN!!!  She’ll be Sweet 16 in December.  Nothing sweet about that!!!

Photos: Fame Pictures

Lindsay Lohan actually looks a little classy in these pictures, with a pants suit and an old dude by her side… but little sister Ali is wearing a dress that is entirely too short for anyone, let alone a teenager!!  And who is the old guy?  Anyone know?  Their pimp?

Lindsay Lohan actually looks a little classy in these pictures, with a pants suit and an old dude by her side… but little sister Ali is wearing a dress that is entirely too short for anyone, let alone a teenager!!  And who is the old guy?  Anyone know?  Their pimp?

Look at Lindsay Lohan barking orders at her little sister Ali Lohan as they arrive at LAX… I am so glad I am not either one of them.  Lindsay looks terrible, what is she now 22???  And she looks like her 40-something year old skankbag mother!!

Lindsay Lohan, her wannabe sister Ali, and Steve Aoki at the Haute & Bothered party… Now I am not sure if this is the party at which Lilo & Jared Leto rekindled their flame or if it was another party… but either way Lindsay & Jared apparently hooked up the other night!

Sam who?

Now if my damn audio software would work I could get this damn podcast up!!!

Lindsay Lohan on the beach with her sister Ali, a dog, and a dude who is probably a dog…