These photos were taken in Denmark, 50 Cent’s bodyguard allegedly attacked a photographer and is being held for 24 hours by police.

Yes, according to some reliable sources in my life, this is 50 Cent’s house here in CT.

The funny thing is, here’s how I found it… I’m looking for a condo or house to rent… so I was doing a Google Search of a town around here, and instead of putting in “rental” I put “sale” and it comes up with the most expensive home it finds first… So at $18,500,000 here it is. 

I then told my friend Cathy when she came in to work after me that I wonder where this enormous house is and she’s like “that’s 50 Cent’s house” so then I come home and tell my single boyfriend (see my MySpace for explanation) that 50 Cent’s house is for sale right around here… and he’s like, yeah, and it used to be Mike Tyson’s house… and before that it belonged to some savings and loan scandal dude who now lives behind bars (and will for the rest of his life)…

So yeah, this is quite a crib.

It also has a theater with state of the art equipment, a Koi pond, entertainment grotto, a full floor with disco, casino, and billiard rooms… The list goes on. 

We could get a couple hundred of us together and buy it and move in… there’s only 19 bedrooms though.

Am I missing something here?  Is that Britney Spears hanging out with 50 Cent, Diddy, and PARIS HILTON??  She was invited to 50 Cent’s record release party!! 

Do you think Paris was like, “please fiddy, just invite Britney so I can make fun of her again…”