Ryan Lochte May Be A National Embarrassment But…

Ryan Lochte may be a national embarrassment but I can not get over how incredibly f*cking hot he is and I don’t know if I’m sorry about it or not!

I remember when I first saw him at the 2012 Olympics I was like DAMN!!!!!!!

It was kind of disappointing to watch that silly reality show and see that he’s not all that bright. Based on recent behavior, I think it’s fair to say that he’s pretty much a stereotypical douchebaggy jock. I also know that the fact that he’s a good looking white guy allows him to get away with such behavior so this post will probably just further that point and piss some people off, but it’s how I feel. And I can’t be the only one.

I want to hate him. I know he did something so incredibly stupid and disrespectful and ignorant and wrong and that he embarrassed the country. He made us the laughing stock of the Olympics. He acted completely ridiculous to begin with, and then he lied, and lied some more, and still doesn’t seem to fully comprehend just how foolish he was.

Nonetheless, when I watched him on “Dancing With The Stars” the other night, my heart melted a little bit. I can’t even really explain it other than I have a thing for hot athletes with blue eyes. If I didn’t find him to be so physically attractive I would have 0 sympathy for him. None, zip, zero, I hope you fall on your ass, liar.

But because he’s so damn hot… I felt for him. I felt bad for him. I wanted to give him a hug and tell him everything is going to be OK. Maybe a little bit because he’s human and he deserves a second chance just like everyone else, but mostly because have you seen his amazing body?

Oh, and this. Skittle roses from his mother. He calls her “mommy.”

Swoon.

I really don’t know where I am going with this… I guess I’m just torn by the fact that he’s a guy who did something really crappy and normally when people in the public eye do something disgraceful I’m just like “he sucks!” but for some reason because I had this crush on him I have compassion. If he was not hot I would continue to be disgusted by him, so I feel kind of wrong for having a soft spot for him just because he’s so damn good looking. That’s not how we are supposed to judge people.

As I watched the show the other night I kept going from “he is adorable” to “he’s a jackass” and back to “awww look at him in that white suit!”

Am I just a shallow hornball or what?

And let me state for the record, because I feel guilty blabbing about how hot I find this famous athlete, that my fiance Rick is incredibly hot and he’s an extremely good person too. I’m very lucky and I was actually quite surprised that someone so good looking turned out to be a really nice guy because I think it’s rare to find both!

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