Bruce Jenner

This is one of those flabbergasting stories that makes me long for the days when I was on the radio…

Bruce Jenner has obviously had work done on every orifice of his face, so now he’s moving slightly south of that perfectly sculpted chin –

TO HIS NECK.

Specifically, his ADAM’S APPLE.

Yes, because Bruce Jenner doesn’t look enough like a chick – he’s getting his Adam’s apple flattened.

This procedure is actually most commonly done as one of the first steps towards gender reassignment but BJ says he isn’t going for that – according to TMZ, he just doesn’t like his trachea.

In other far less interesting Kardashian news, Khloe and Lamar are getting a divorce.

She cited “irreconcilable differences” in paperwork filed today.

In other words, “he is a crackhead and I don’t do crack.”