I can’t believe he hasn’t found a new girlfriend since Ashlee Simpson left him.  Those hi-tops and black jeans are so freakin’ sexy.

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After their not so secret dating over the past few months Scarlet Johansson and Sean Penn split up.

I think there may have been something about the age difference here…  Scarlett is 26 and Sean is 50 – he could physically be her father.  That is absolutely disguisting.  Ugh.  I think I just made a horrible mental image for myself that I never, ever wanted.

Whateve.  Sean is the first person that Scarlett dated after her divorce from Ryan Reynolds late last year. 

Reboud? I think so.

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Pink and Cary Hart are now the proud parents of a little girl.

Pink tweeted after the monumental event to share with the world…  “We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart.  She’s gorgeous, just like her daddy.”

And of course, we cannot forgtet about the comment that she made for her then unborn baby on her blog referncing her song Fing Perfect, “I have a life inside of me, and I want her or him to know that I will accept him or her with open and loving and welcoming arms. And though I will prepare this little munchkin for a sometimes cruel world, I will also equip this kid to see all the beauty in it as well.”

In all seriousness, good luck to Pink, Carey Hart and Willow Sage Hart. 

I expect pictures soon.

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Shia LaBeouf you are so wrong on this one that I don’t think that you can even be right ever.

Everyone with eyes knows that Megan Fox is hot, and this has been true since the first transformers movie hit back in 2007.  Well, according to Shia – and I can’t believe this whatsoever – Megan wasn’t ready to become a sex symbol.

Shia spoke to the Los Angeles Times about what he thought was going on, and for some reason was able to relate it to the Spice Girls.    “Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with [director] Michael Bay, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women.”

So my newest question would be, which Spice Girl name would Megan Fox have?  I’m thinking something along the lines of Fox Spice – just because I think it would be fun.

Anyway, back to Shia being an idiot about this Megan’s sex symbol status…  “Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it,” he explained. “This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it.”

I’m not an expert by any means on this, but I am pretty sure that Megan Fox was all right with being a sex symbol.  She married Brian Austin Green and seems to be comfortable with her life now.  Shia needs to stop jabbing at her because she didn’t want to make a third Transformers movie, and that is really what this is all coming down to.

Sure, there will be a lot of men opening night of Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon, but that’s because Megan Fox was replaced with Victoria’s Secret super model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. 

Shia was probably thrilled with having an actual super model instead of a sex symbol – whom he says didn’t want to be a sex symbol. 

Shia, one piece of advice…  Shut up.

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Anderson Cooper is 44.

Tennis player Rafael Nadal is 25.

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Ashlee and Jessica Simpson have gone through the music industry, reality television so now they are going to try their hand at fashion – particularly for tweens.

The tween clothing line will be an extension of the Jessica Simpson line, which I didn’t even know existed until I found this.  Anyway…  Here’s a statement from Jess:  “Creating a tween apparel collection was a natural extension for the brand,” Jessica says. “I’m excited to bring my sister, Ashlee, along as co-creative director of this division, because she brings a savvy rocker edge that defines today’s tweens.”

And of course Ashlee told us was she really wants out of this too:  “My goal as co-creative director will be to design clothes that will help inspire young girls to express their personalities and creativity through fashion,” Ashlee, 26, says.

I’m not trying to be mean here but I really don’t like the way that either of them dress.  I am sure that there are plenty of people that don’t like the way that I dress but if there are no daisy dukes and torn up t-shirts I should be fine looking at it.

Jessica’s fashion empire is estimated to make $1 billion dollars this year so that she can buy herself another engagement ring.

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Justing Long (think Drew Barrymore…) is 33.

Funnyman Wayne Brady is 39.

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Well I told you yesterday that out dear Snookie got into a bit of a fender bender with the Italian police, and today there is more information.

First of all – if you see Snookie in a neck brace it’s supposed to be a joke.  She wasn’t injured enough to be required to wear a neckbrace.  With some luck though maybe they’l get her to stop wearing mismatched, stripped knee socks with flip flops as part of her revocery.

Second – Snookie can’t drive legally anymore in Italy.  In Florence when you are in an accident you have your driver’s lincense taken away from you.  This means that the boys of Jersey Shore and JWow are probably going to be the only ones driving again.  (I haven’t seen anyone drive other than them during previous seasons.)

Third – Snookie could be sued.  The police car that Snookie hit wasn’t just any police car.  This police car belonged to the police duo that was hired to follow the cast around the city.  The police duo have been given a week off of work to recoup after their minor injuries.  And the interesting part of all of this is that the police duo has 90 days to decide if they want to sue Snookie privately. 

Oh goodness Snookie.  We can dress her up but we just can’t take her out.

O.  I nearly forgot.  Since the cast of Jersey Shore has been in Italy they’ve gotten more than 300 euros worth of traffic violations.  I think I am going to stay far away from them driving anywhere.

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