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Reese Witherspoon ties the Knot

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Reese Witherspoon and agent Jim Toth tied the knot yesterday in a ceremony at their Ojai, California Ranch.  So at great expense, we commissioned an airplane to snap pictures of the goings on. (ok actually we didn’t… it just sounded cool to say, I’m sorry.)

Several other celebs were in attendance including Tobey Maguire, Alyssa Milano, Renee Zellwegger, Selma Hayak, Matthew McConaughey and Robert Downey Jr.

Lets hope this one lasts, unlike her marriage to Ryan Phillippe.

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Lindsay Lohan doesn’t want to be called “Lindsay Lohan”

Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Airport, Airfare, Airline, JFK Airport, New York

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

We were actually starting to like you.  You were out of the spotlight, out of the courtroom, and aside from the alleged jewelery theft, we haven’t heard a peep out of you.  That’s the way we like it.  There was hope for you.

Way to screw it up!

Now you come out and announce that you want to only be known as “Lindsay” and NOT “Lindsay Lohan.”

Who do you think you are?  Madonna?  Listen you annoying drunk:

You’re like that crazy attention craving chick at a party who gets piss drunk, shows all the guys your boobs, and then spends the rest of the night puking in the bathroom with the creepy guy who thinks he’s still going to get some.

Stop it.  You’re not Prince, nor are you Madonna or Beyonce.  You’re not even Amy Winehouse.  You’re a bigger mess than Charlie Sheen.  If Amy Winehouse and Charlie Sheen had a kid together, the kid would still be less of a mess than you.  Listen you goofy little finger-painter: Clean up your life, learn to act, and THEN get the big ego.

Seriously, your attitude is extremely unattractive.  Nobody likes you except the creepy guys in Hollywood who think they have a chance with you.

Oh and by the way:  If your limo is late to pick you up from JFK airport, you’re probably not a big enough celebrity to just go by “Lindsay.”  Just sayin’.

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Wyclef Jean Shot in Haiti?

Wyclef Jean, Nobel Peace Prize, Haiti, Hip Hop, Fugees

Hatian Hip Hop and R&B Star, Wyclef Jean is claiming that he was shot in Haiti.  ‘Clef recently made headlines for seriously considering a campaign for president in Haiti.  He’s recently been campaigning for Michel Martelly and stepped out to make a phone call when he claims his hand was “grazed by a bullet” according to NY Daily News.

Police are saying that he cut his hand on glass.

Rebecca Black- proof you can BUY fame but not talent

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Meet Rebecca Black.  The next talentless singer to secure her future as the next Lindsay Lohan.  Her cookie-cutter music video and recording session apparently purchased by her parents and gained viral fame after Daniel Tosh clowned her on his Tosh.0 Blog.

Her voice sounds like someone her a little too hard in the face with a newspaper and broke her nose.  Woof.

Anyway, after the whole internet ripped her a new one, she decided to perform acoustically for ABC to prove that she actually has talent.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtVtSTr070[/youtube]

Look kids, just because YOU think you’re talented, and mommy and daddy (sometimes with the best of intentions, sometimes the worst) tell you that you’ve got the voice of an angel, doesn’t mean you really do.

“Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes afterwords.”  Seriously?  Who smoked a Jeffrey and wrote that one?

Breaking News: LAPD Raiding Charlie Sheen’s “Sober Valley Lodge”

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Just recieved word from a couple friends in LA, and Confirmed by TMZ that Charlie Sheen’s “Sober Valley Lodge” is being raided by the LAPD.

Apparently the raid has something to do with weapons in the household – a clear violation of Brooke Mueller’s TRO (Temporary Restraining Order) and TMZ reports that someone in the house wants Charlie to be taken into custody on a 5150 hold.

UPDATE: TMZ is now saying there’s no “planned intervention” and that there’s nobody trying to place Charlie on a 5150 hold.  Apparently Charlie, and the others in the house are calmly sitting at the table eating hamburgers.

5150 is the law in California concerning the psychological welfare of a person, if they are a threat to themselves or others they can be held temporarily to receive psychiatric treatment.

This comes on the heels of the announcement that Charlie Sheen will be doing a Live Stage Show in Detroit and Chicago.

UPDATE: Charlie posted a tweet:

Charlie Sheen, Twitter, iPhone, Social Networking

We’ll post more info as soon as we get it… but it looks like Charlie isn’t “#Winning” anymore

Charlie Sheen’s Second “Sheen’s-Korner”


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This dude is officially off his rocker.

But if he’s sober, he’s an effing genius.  If he’s high, this is like that weird, creepy, ominous Anna Nicole Smith video

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Angelina Jolie plans a Plastic Surgery Binge.

Kim Kardashian is pimping swanky booze for money.  Combining two of the worlds oldest professions: whoring, and making booze.

Britney Spears Naked.  On the cover of V.

Tia Mowry looks fantastic pregnant!

Justin Bieber opens up about Selena Gomez (and opens Selena Gomez up to more death threats.)

Cheap Ballplayer BF Blind Item.

At least Charlie Sheen KNOWS his webcast sucked last night.

Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet romance is heating up.

WTF is on your face Nicole Richie?

Nicole Richie, Chanel, Sunglasses, Fashion

What the HELL kind of glasses is she wearing?  Seriously, did Nicole Richie steal from the  “Pink Lady” wardrobe from Grease?  Apparently they’re Chanel but I swear I thought she had aged 30 years when I first saw the photo.  They are NOT very attractive on her.  She looks like Joan freakin’ Rivers.

She’s in France too, isn’t there some kind of law against bad fashion there?  Oh wait, they have berets.  Nevermind.

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