Charlie Sheen, Hotel, Porn, Porn Star, Meltdown, Drugs

After his insane rant on the syndicated Alex Jones Radio Show, Charlie Sheen is reportedly going to write his own memoirs and is considering the title “‘When the Laughter Stopped”

Charlie claimed that he “closed his eyes” and cured his addiction in a nanosecond.

We’ve received an exclusive excerpt of the memoir:

“Blah Blah Blah Cocaine, Blah Blah Blah Jewish People, Blah Blah Blah, Epic, Blah Blah Blah, Porn Stars, Blah Blah Blah Chuck Lorre!”

and we’re hearing each copy comes with a designer suitcase filled with cocaine.

Seriously though, CBS has CANCELED the remaining episodes of  “Two and a Half Men” this season after the broadcast rant.  We’ll see what happens.