Not really a surprising development, but Jersey Shore Star, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s book “novel” totally flopped. (as of Monday it ranked #591 on Amazon after two weeks of being on shelves) With a description like this on amazon, it’s no wonder nobody’s buying it.
Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever. While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.
So far, Gia’s summer is on fire. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up?
LYKE OMG! I WNAT IT! Wow. But I guess you can’t expect a great literary work from a girl who’s biggest hobbies are drinking and tanning. Good luck with that writing career snooks. If it’s any consolation, you did better than The Situation.
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