John Mayer, Mustache, Porn Mustache, Porn, Douchebag, Douche, Douche Bag, Facial Hair

I’ve been trying to figure out WHY IN THE HELL John Mayer is growing a porn ‘stache.  He’s a good looking guy, so he can’t possibly think that it looks good on him.  Right?

He *could* be raising money and awareness for Men’s health issues by growing a mustache during the month of November, much like my cousin is.  (Cousin Dan’s ‘stache, thankfully looks MUCH better than John Mayer’s.)

He could also be doing some of his weird, John Mayer schtick.

Whatever the case, I hope John shaves it off soon.  It’s creeping me out.

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