Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!  Can’t wait for the next photo in the Lilo Mugshot Portfolio!!

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up in court today to face the judge about her not-yet-done alcohol education classes and overall behavior while she’s been on probation.  She’s stuck in Cannes, claiming someone STOLE her passport.  Oh, and now she’s claiming she didn’t go to all the booze classes because the instructor made her uncomfortable and wanted to hang out with her… Woe is Lindsay.

The judge has JUST issued a bench warrant for Lilo’s arrest.  She will have to post $100,000 bail and wear a SCRAM bracelet, drink no alcohol, and submit to random drug testing once a week if she wants to stay free until her rescheduled court appearance.  The judge is OVER IT when it comes to Lindsay Lohan!!

TMZ has the full story.