I just love looking at these clowns! The Jersey Shore cast are doing their thing in Miami… I don’t even know who is who, nor do I care… Snooki, J-Wowwww, The Situation, and whoever else… rockin’ big boobs, camel toes, and Ed Hardy!! Too frickkkkin cool for me!!!
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Does that zipper really just unzip all the way down, like putting on a jacket?
Jennifer Lopez looks hot arriving at the David Letterman show last night… and she was sweet enough to sign autographs.
She’s STILL Jenny from the Block!!!!
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Colin Farrell and his boys were leaving a bar in London and somehow he ended up in a fist fight… Doesn’t look good, but I don’t see any blood.
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There’s John Mayer at Coachella… with the best dressed guy – yes that is a guy – by his side!
Lots of crazy gettups and celebs having a good time – check out the pictures! Danny DeVito was hitting on some young chick, Zac Efron blew bubbles with Vanessa Hudgens, Katy Perry flipped us off, Kelly Osbourne looked like Mama from Mama’s Family one day… Adrian Grenier hung out with a sloppy looking drunk girl… Beyonce & Lindsay Lohan wore similar outfits – and both are grotesque!!!
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Jon Bon Jovi & Richie Sambora went out to lunch on Friday… They both look hungover. Chances are Richie is!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This is the beginning of the end… again!!! Amy Winehouse is back with her ex-husband Blake Fielder Civil!!! These two have ripped each other apart inside and out – he allegedly knocked up a 16 year old girl and spent time in jail… and rehab… and now he and Amy are spending time together again… NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This can not be good. But how could he resist those ginormous new boobs of hers??
Looks like she got some new ballet slippers recently too…
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Celebrities enjoying the weekend – with their cute little nuggets!!
I am psyched for Ryder Russell Robinson, his mom finally cut his hair and he looks like a little boy!! Check out pictures of Jessica Alba & Honor Marie, Mark Wahlberg and his son Michael, Kate Hudson with her son and nephew, and Heidi Klum with her 4 kids and entourage!
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This is part of this dancer’s body that I don’t wish to see in this way. Seriously, I guess in some parts of the world this is a perfectly acceptable and possibly attractive way to wear a cardigan… but it’s not so much working out for him here.
Maksim Chermovskiy from Dancing With the Stars… making quite a fashion statement!