
This one time, at the farmer’s market…
Alyson Hannigan with her man and her daughter Satyana.
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So I’m looking through all these pictures of Miley thinking, wow she is dressed a lot more conservative than she was when we met her… And then I see the back view!! And the God Awful Side View.
I’m wearing a spider web, leave a message and I’ll call you back…
Here’s your message – MILEY, put some clothes on!!!!
Photos: Fame Pictures

Little Levi McConaughey went out for a walk with his grandmothers… Mommy & Daddy are probably at home taking care of his new baby sister Vida!
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Rihanna shows off her booty and some PDA in Cabo. And by PDA I mean Private Display of Affection – they’re on a yacht in the middle of the water, the paparazzi are like pirates out there shooting pictures!! Anyway, looks like Rihanna is moving on from the Chris Brown thing (it was almost a year ago!) and has found some happiness with Matt Kemp. She’s livin’ her life, heeey ay ay… or however the song goes…

Kind of like how there was the SWAMP THING, Brad Pitt has the CHIN THING – and it is equally, if not more, horrifying than, the Swamp Thing.
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Christina Aguilera looks hot, Cher is now completely plastic from the neck up. EW.
Christina Aguilera on the other hand, is rocking that wig and mini!!
I will go see this move for Xtina!!
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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz out for a walk in the cold -they stopped at a costume shop and put masks on!
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OK, I was thinking Tiger without his golf shirt was going to be sexy, but not so much.
And he is totally pimping himself out to the magazines now that he’s done pimping himself out to every ho he could get his golf balls on.
EW EW EW!!!
Who wants to bang that? ANYONE????
Might as well make money by selling his body to Vanity Fair since nobody wants to sponsor his respectable golf game anymore!!