
Wow I thought the pictures I posted of Lady Gaga last night were nasty… I’m not calling her Lady anything anymore, she is just Goo Goo Gaga. Or Ew Ew Gaga. Click the pictures you can see her nipple a little. Sweet right!!
It also looks like she piddled a little, look at the spots on the floor!!!!!

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are the proud parents of a baby girl… Vida Alves McConaughey was born yesterday just after midnight!
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Usher driving a mini-cooper and picking his nose. It doesn’t get any more fun than this!
OK, OK, it was just an itch… not a booger!!
Photos: Fame Pictures

Seriously, she is the epitome of a butterface… Just look at that sexy body in those lace undies… but her face is so hideous, it is most likely the reason she covers it up with wigs, hats, sunglasses, veils, masks, etc… Apparently she was topless in these photos but you can’t see her gagas so I won’t tout them as topless. How about just classless?
Oh, and PS – I don’t see a penis!!!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Lindsay Lohan is still in St. Barth’s with her new boy-toy (he looks more like a rag-doll)… She went shopping at Louis Vuitton and tried on a swimsuit that really flatters her boobies! Lots of fun shots of Lilo at her best…
Photos: Bauer-Griffin

I’m sorry, I don’t like to pick on children, but Denise’s kids NEVER smile!!
Sam & Lola always have these miserable looks on their faces… I know their dad is a nightmare but they don’t even have to spend much time with him – especially not now – I hope they haven’t inherited his mental instability issues… And Denise seems like she is a pretty good mom!! You wouldn’t be able to photograph my kid one picture after the other and not catch some sort of happy look… but there are about 15 pictures of them leaving gymnastics and they look depressed in all of them!!
SMILE GIRLS!!
Photos: Flynet Pictures