
I like her hair dark! Nicole Richie & Joel Madden left Harlow & Sparrow with a nanny and hung out at the Lakers game last night.

Bradley Cooper went out to brunch with friends yesterday, and left all smiles. He and Renee Zellweger are hot and heavy, considering she was out shopping with his mom the other day.
Who needs Brad the bearded shaggy old man with 17 kids Pitt when we have Bradley Cooper and his firm man boobs to gush over???
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So I guess I’ve been spelling X-Tina wrong this whole time… It’s “Xtina”.
Christina Aguilera was out shoe shopping yesterday and showed off her short short hair, and the Xtina tattoo on the back of her neck. I like the short hair on her, still don’t dig the super bright lipstick but at least she is caking on a little less…
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Usually I’m drawn to pictures of the kids, but Brad’s nasty beard is a distraction! Ew, it’s bad enough it’s long and gray, but does he drool and not shampoo it?? What kind of sick homeless guy beard fetish does Angelina have??? To think he used to be so damn hot!!

I am totally going straight to hell for saying this… but doesn’t Adam Sandler’s little girl Sadie look like a mini-Amy Winehouse? Complete with pink ballet slippers????? I mean, the hair, the dress, the shoes… I’m evil but you know you see it!!!

Salma Hayek enjoyed a fun afternoon with her mother, her daughter Valentina, and her step-daughter Mathide, at the Grove in LA.
My question is, how does Valentina not have pink ice cream all over her face, hands, and outfit??
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I mean husband, on the beach. Seriously, I have no problem with gay marriage, or gay men showing a little PDA on the beach, but I do have a problem with speedo-type bathing suits!!! I’m sitting in the privacy of my own home and that guy’s junk all over the place is making me feel uncomfortable!!! I guess that’s my problem, but doesn’t it just look nuts!!??
No pun intended… right.
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