Madonna on Letterman, saying she’d rather get hit by a train than marry again… I guess the answer is no Jesus!!  PopEater

Marrying a Jonas Brother, of THE JONAS BROTHERS, can’t be that simple… sorry sweetie!  97.9 Kiss FM WTF?

So You Think You Can FLASH YOUR CROTCH!!  MJ Morning Show

Chris Brown “I Can Transform Ya” – but I can’t work a computa or formulate-a sentence!!  TheFrisky

You can’t help but think “beat ya up” when you listen to some of the lyrics… it would have been the perfect rhyme.  He talks about rippin’ off her dress!!!!!!!!  The guy who is trying to prove he’s a changed man after beating the snot out of his girlfriend is writing songs about ripping off a dress!!!!!!  So many parodies to be made, so little production skills.