Miss California, you’re fired.
More on the Brad & Jen secret hotel meeting… and Angelina “it’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to†Jolie!
Hulk & Linda divorce getting even uglier, messier, and crazier!
All that & more in today’s podcast!
WHAT? Angel Princess and Manwhore Muffin are done?
This is shocking. Way more shocking than Miley & Justin. And WAAAAY more shocking than Sam & Lilo – oh but wait they only faked breaking up, or Lilo is making threats Sam can’t escape… eek. Anyway… They have been gushing over each other for nearly 6 months but it’s run it’s course… other fish in the sea!
Nobody really knows why they broke up. A rep apparently confirmed it though. They’ll hook up a few more times I’m sure. Or they’ll surprise us with a wedding!
Just picture him REMOVING the title!
Miss California got fired. How do you get fired from being Miss California, especially after all the hoopla – she seemed to have some fans for a bit… until those boobie pictures leaked, oopsie. And Trump usually sticks up for these hoes but even he’d had enough… apparently she’s quite a snotty bitch. Surprising, right.
She’s claiming they fired her because she doesn’t want gay people to get married, but it’s actually because she didn’t want to do personal appearances and like charity and like stuff.
Oh well, her 15 minutes are long past up anyway… tick tock buh bye!
I hear “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here” needs a replacement for a blonde bimbo…
Katy Perry in London… she’s always got something fun on, and I’m all about having fun with it… I mean why not, everyone sees her… but that jacket really wasn’t a good idea. It bothers me. Floral prints are supposed to be pretty but that just reminds me of the cheap fabric at Joann’s or something. Ew. Shoes, adorable. Glasses, fun but not flattering. I am not a fashionista, you should see what I’m wearing right now… but it’s my website and I can say what I want.
Uhhhhhhh…. WHAT ARE THOSE?? I know Jessica has big boobs but DAMN – they are swolen!!! Is she pregnant?? Those things look like my knockers when I was breastfeeding… Either that or she’s really bloated… or maybe a crazy push up bra? They’re ginormously ginormous!
I wish Star would just post this picture with “PREGNANT BOOBS?” on their cover. That would be funny.
Well it looks like Lindsay might be leaving Samantha Ronson’s house one last time… with her bags packed!
Is that her mother? I don’t think it is… but then again she looks like an aged Lindsay, did Dina go brunette? Or is that a manager or someone? A chaperone? A court appointed monitor?
What do you think – are they done?
Miley & Justin broke up, fo real!
Britney has a boyfriend… and he seems to be a good dude!!
“Brad & Jen’s Secret Hook Up!†– seriously?
Jessica Alba’s Great White Mistake!!!
All that & more in today’s podcast… I basically get up every morning and look for the biggest or most amusing things going on with celebs… so check it out!!