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WHAT?  Angel Princess and Manwhore Muffin are done?

Yes!

This is shocking.  Way more shocking than Miley & Justin.  And WAAAAY more shocking than Sam & Lilo – oh but wait they only faked breaking up, or Lilo is making threats Sam can’t escape… eek.  Anyway… They have been gushing over each other for nearly 6 months but it’s run it’s course… other fish in the sea!

Nobody really knows why they broke up.  A rep apparently confirmed it though.  They’ll hook up a few more times I’m sure.  Or they’ll surprise us with a wedding!