Like HI, I’m in Cannes… there’s like a film festival here or something but like I’m just here with my boyfriend showing off my hot bathing suits!
Oh yeah, like wanna see my crack?
Is Jenny McCarthy pulling her top down to show more cleavage? That’s what it kinda looks like… I’m sure she’s not – I mean she is so modest – but it’s funny where her hand is!
She and Jim Carrey, by the way, are the classiest of the people I have to post at Cannes… Tara Reid and Paris Hilton drunk sluts r us coming up next!
Well, actually, you’ve probably already seen it because in a minute, it’ll be above this post!
Paris Hilton has lots of problems, sucks to be her… sex tape… prank calls… and her neighbors hate her!
Sarah Michelle Gellar is having a boy… or a girl… which one is it?? And how is she decorating her nursery?
LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian can’t deny this…
All that and more in today’s Podcast!
Mariah Carey showing off her cans at Cannes… at the photocall for “Precious”… I’m sure it’s going to be a hit!
More bad news about Miss Californication Carrie Prejean!
Eminem bashes big fat Jessica Simpson…
Tom Cruise can’t stop humping Katie Holmes…
All that & more in today’s podcast!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LISTEN!!