Lindsay Lohan's freak tummy!

Is that some sort of alien trying to break loose from inside Lindsay Lohan’s stomach?  Does she have TaraReiditis?  There’s Lilo at LAX…

So her house got broken into… the alarm went off, the police showed up, nobody was home… the place was “ransacked” – or was it?  Nope… it was JUST A COMPLETE DISASTER!  Are we surprised by this?  Can’t she afford a maid at least?  Oh wait…