Gisele Bundchen nude & painted!

Gisele Bundchen in shoe ad

Mrs. Brady naked for a shoe company.  If you want to advertise your shoes, and have people look at her feet, why would you paint her naked?  Her feet are the last place I looked.



Mischa Barton in leather.

Smiley girl!

Mischa Barton in leather & flannel… she must be sweating in those pants.

Someone send me the link to her naked on the UK Cosmo, I haven’t had a chance to look for it yet.  [email protected] thanks!


Kate Hudson with Ryder on Easter

Kate Hudson with Ryder

Kate Hudson out on Easter with her son Ryder… and I’m not sure who the other child is… a relative?  Is she dating anyone?  I’ve lost track of her… Ryder’s all dressed for the occasion, the other kid in jeans?  Is it me or does Ryder just look sad… he totally has his dad’s looks and disposition!


Paris Hilton Easter Bunny

What a sweet little bunny

Paris Hilton was totally in the Easter Spirit last night… The Risen Christ would be pleased at her display of Easter Cheer.  Any excuse to wear fishnets and look slutty.


Which Simpson had a near NIP SLIP??

They look happy.

Look at how pissed off Jessica Simpson looks… with her super cute shoes, blue toenails, orange tropical dress, yellow purse, and orange lipstick… She and Tony look miserable though.  Well, he looks like the camera flashes are in his eyes, she looks miserable.

So Tina Simpson almost had a nipple slip, her big bajangoes are totally popping out of her top.  Gross, nasty and disgusting all at once.


PODCAST: Friday April 10

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend like to bleep the bleep… Beyonce & Jay-Z made HOW MUCH last year?? Guess which cutie pie is pregnant! When will Tom & Katie have another kid… and Madonna’s plans for a new house!

Plus a few digs at Lilo, of course.


Holly Madison shopping

Looks it's the EASTER BUNNY!

Holly Madison shopping in Beverly Hills.  She’s mixing and matching way too many “super cute” things and I don’t think it looks good.


Daddy & Harlow at the keyboard!

Joel & Harlow

How adorable!  There are people commenting on Nicole Richie’s blog about how well she’s done and how she turned her life around… she easily could have gone the Lindsay Lohan route… And actually Lindsay was most likely referring to Nicole when she said Sam’s friends have “bad energy”… Riiiiiiiight.  Lindsay needs a SHRINK.

From Nicole Richie’s blog