What are those pants??  A skirt??  Hammer style kinda??

Again, I ask the question, WHAT THE HELL IS MISCHA BARTON WEARING???

Each of these pieces on their own, paired with other things, would probably be pretty attractive… but this ensemble, fashionista or not, she looks RIDICULOUS!

Actually, there would never be an excuse for wearing those pants.  Maybe on Halloween if you were dressing as a pirate genie, but other than that NO.

The LV belt buckle looks dangerous, like you’d have to adjust before sitting so as not to stab yourself in the uterus.

The flannel looks like something my man uses to wax the car with, only I’m sure it cost $975.

And the shoes are a work of frigging art – look at them.

You can tell Mish did her own toes.

It’s not really her I don’t like, it’s her clothes.