I see crotch.

Allright Gaga (she calls herself a lady?), enough with the leotards and undies with fishnets in public.  We get it, you have a good body… but even when I was a little kid in my leotard leaving my dancing lessons I put clothes over myself… seriously, you look stupid!!  She just wears this even when there’s no reason to be in costume.  LAME!

And you’re blatently trying to have an accidental on purpose vajayjay shot, it is only a matter of time.  Now you just look like your leotard is too tight around your coochie.  Put on some damn shorts!