Brooke Skank-Ho-gan…

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1. JADE

   March 16th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

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   OMG I saw the video on TMZ and all I can say is gross. And the worst part is her father is there watching with his daughter look alike girlfriend then makes out with her. The whole thing is so skanky. That whole family needs to learn how to have class. Yuck

2. Lindsay

   March 16th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

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   Totally agree with you, JADE.
   If I didn’t know better, I would have thought that was Linda Hogan… THAT’S how awful she looks.

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4. nyny

   March 16th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

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   My how they grow so fast!!!! LOLOLOLOL so sad!!!!

5. Meg

   March 16th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

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   Oh no. Eeks, she needs to get the number for Britney’s trainer. He (or she) sure got her back into shape quick…

6. A Nurse's View

   March 17th, 2009 at 5:58 am

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   Oh, I do enjoy the trainwreck that is the Hogan family. Thank you for posting this!!!

   She doesn’t look exactly “fat” to me, just really disproportionate somehow. Too bulky or something. Her mom is built that way, too, though. Its like they only do training men would do (weightlifting, etc) rather than aerobic exercise. Although, it seemed like she ran on the treadmill, etc, when on her show. I do agree she is definitely bigger than she has been in the past, especially if you look at her stomach (it looks kind of poochy) and the sheer size of her legs. But overall, I think a lot of women would love to be a thin as she is. She just doesn’t wear flattering clothes (also, just like her mother).

   And then she just begs for us to make fun of her when she does stuff like this. It does remind me of Britney and the whole, “I refuse to wear a corset on stage” thing where everybody made fun of her body and her performance. Even the black sparkly outfit is similar. Britney’s legs are more proportionate to her body, though. When she loses weight and exercises, her legs do not continue to look like massive tree trunks, unlike Brooke. (Why did they name her after a babbling brook when they could have just named her “large oak tree” or something? I guess the singing = the babbling part? LOL). She’s just a large girl. Look at her next to her dad, he actually makes her look like a normal sized person. But then if you put a small girl next to them they’d both dwarf her! I still don’t buy into him having any kind of sexual tendencies towards his daughter, though. His new gf looks like Brooke because Brooke looks like her MOM…the original woman he fell in love with!

   I LOL’d at your comment, Dana, that she does not belong on a pole. I was thinking, “that is probably the first and last time a skank like her will hear a comment like that!” ROFL

7. A Nurse's View

   March 17th, 2009 at 6:04 am

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   P.S. I think the shoes make her legs look bigger, too. The soles are very flat and the heel doesn’t look very high, which isn’t very stripper like, and I don’t like the color or the style that much, either. But they just look too delicate and dainty compared to her large thighs and the “look at me!” outfit. Even the big ugly sneakers make her look more proportionate.

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