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I received an interesting email this morning… Here it is:

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Where Lindsay Lohan Really Got the Name For Her New Self-Tanner

As many of you probably already know, Lindsay Lohan has her own brand of leggings called “6126 Leggings” and apparently the line has been so successful that she is expanding her line to include another product she loves to wear, self-tanner.  I always thought 6126 was a stupid name for a brand and the name of her self-tanning mist is just as dumb, it’s called Sevin Nyne.  Noticing that Sevin Nyne, is an obvious play on the numbers 7 and 9, I thought to myself, self, maybe 6126 is also a play on numbers?  It only took a quick second to notice that 1+2+6=9, throw the 6 in front of the 126 and bam you got 69!

I guess Lindsay loves the position so much she named her leggings after it which isn’t that much of a stretch considering her current relationship status.  I bet she thought she was so smart disguising it the way she did.  Further, in regards to her new product, according to http://www.urbandictionary.com, the 79 is simply an enhanced version of the 69.  If she loves the 69 enough to name her leggings after it, then I’m sure she also enjoys the enhanced version enough to name her self-tanner after it!  This time around she tried to hide it by craftily spelling the words in an unconventional fashion but alas, my mind is as dirty as hers and I discovered this little conspiracy theory which I’m sharing here with the world.

http://www.city.com/forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=96

So what do you think? Do you buy this theory??

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