American Idol…

American Idol…

Is Paula drunk (again?) – she could not walk when they were introduced… I think she was holding Simon to stand up… and her face… drunk, and FRESHLY BOTOXED… and Ryan says “speaking of self-consumption” and we thought he meant Paula & consumption but he was directing it at Simon…

First up, Lil Rounds… I mean her name sounds like a donut shop or something, she was awesome!! Of course Simon found a way to nit pick, but she was good. I didn’t like her outfit either though. White pants with that big round, not cute.

Scott, the blind kid, can they just do something with his Richard Simmons hair? I thought he was great, Simon crapped all over him… and is anyone else having a hard time hearing the judges say “It’s great to SEE you up there with the piano” etc…

Danny Gokey doing PYT, Pretty Young Thing, Paula wants to do him. She’s all standing for him… this arrangement is terrible. Paula is all about him, all the way to the finals… I don’t think so… I mean he can sing… but yeah Simon is right the dancing is hideous. And Simon likes it? I guess maybe it’s because I love that song and it just didn’t go… Randy loves his dancing, haha!

Michael Sarver has kind of a Jessica Simpson like quality to his mouth movements when he sings, and he took a lame song and made it even lamer… Might be good for the redneck weddings he’ll be singing at, but I think he might be going home…

Is it just me or is Paula on the verge of tears at all times?? Or maybe it’s just the gold caked on her eyelids weighing them down.

Jasmine… beautiful voice, she’s 17, she was nervous, and she took on a song that annoys the living crap out of me probably because of Mariah Carey’s high pitched rendition… but I think with some more work and coaching she will be amazing. Her voice is BIG.

Chris Allen – hello is he John Mayer’s long lost little brother? Or is he just trying to be like him? He’s certainly getting into it, but I don’t like it. A little over the top damn.

So Paula’s bang list so far – Chris and Danny Gokey…

DAMN his wife is pissed, Simon saying not to bring the wife out so quick. You know because the ladies are more likely to vote if they think they have a chance. The look on her face, pure disgust.

“Very well job done baby” says Randy.

Ryan calls Simon out for being single… although he was out with Terri Seymour again recently. Hmmm…

Allison sounds like Pink, and has Pink hair, and kind of looks like Pink if she grew her hair out. Wow she can sing… she’s powerful, and it seems to come very natural to her… don’t like the song itself but she’s banging it out da park!! And holy crap she’s 16! Wait what was that comment about cutting herself??

Anoop Dawggie Da-awwwg.. BUH BYE. He was horrible. For once Paula was right on with the karaoke thing and how you can’t just sing Beat It. He needs to beat it and get off the show.

Jorge, corny just like Simon says. It actually kind of went in one ear and out the other, bad.

Megan looks like a damn stripper. She can actually sing, but she reminds me of the big boobied sister on Dirty Dancing when she performed with her big boobies hanging out everywhere and her bouncy boobie moves.

Adam SUCKS. Paula is standing, she wants to bang him, but he is terrible with the screaming. I guess he’s making this Black or White his own, I am so waiting for him to do the Michael crotch grab.

Look at Paula’s damn wristlet, does she have her pills in there or something?

The Justin Timberlake look alike sound alike was good… I liked it.

Alexis is super cute and she belted the crap out of Dirty Diana, but I think she’s too cutesy to try to be that dirty.