Anne Hathaway looks like a glammed up pilgrim

I finally figured out what Anne Hathaway looks like – a glammed up PILGRIM, like Mayflower-style.  This dress just put it over the top.

Also see Mena Suvari not even looking like Mena Suvari, Mickey Rourke’s new piece of doggie bling, Penelope Cruz, Jessica Alba’s mini-boobs, did Michael Jackson auction off his shoulder pads from the Thriller jacket?  And did Mary Kate Olsen win that auction?

Anyway enjoy the pictures… I want to do more but I have a long day of Chuck E. Cheese with a bunch of kids and then a drive to NYC… then a drive back, and then a flight to Tampa Monday morning.  I am such a girl on the freaking go, right!!

Photos: Splash News Online

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