Paula Abdul looks horrible

Maybe I’ve been looking at too much internet porn lately, but I saw this picture of Paula and immediately thought “her boobs are IN BONDAGE!”

And then I thought…

They are so out of control they need that massive metal contraption to hold them together!

Not cute, Paula – not cute.  And now you’ve got that Kara chick to compete with, and she’s younger and prettier… Doesn’t add much to the show, what I saw of it anyway… Just big pretty brown eyes!

These pictures are from the Fox All Stars party… Kelly Osbourne looks FABULOUS – and I mean that!