Apparently Paris Hilton is all pissed off about some rumors that she is struggling with an eating disorder… she says that while she’s been in the UK looking for another new BFF she has been eating healthy, doing pilates, and is in the best shape of her life… She looks like a top heavy stick figure to me, at least those big feet balance her out a little…

She’s on Letterman tonight, I’m sure she will have many interesting things to say.