There’s A-Rod leaving his apartment earlier today… now, big whoop right… but what’s odd is that apparently just minutes before, Madonna’s babysitter was seen leaving his apartment… ponderous man, really ponderous.  Do you remember that song?  It was creepy.

I guess a friend of A-Rod’s says now that Madonna is getting a divorce the Rod wants to move closer to her… We can call them A-Mod I guess.  I’m such a dork.