Paris Hilton arriving at Heathrow Airport… in pink, Paris Hilton Pink. That shirt is cute, I’d actually want to wear it if not for the HOLE BETWEEN THE BOOBS!
Hear YE Hear YE! The Royal WHORE has arrived…bow down all and show your crotches! Obey or be thrown into the dungeon for nice girls who prefer to be modest and keep their private parts to themselves…there they are forced to remove any underwear and walk/dance/step out of cars in full view of any and everyone watching, as well as how to drink/smoke weed/snort cocaine or have sex romps while a camera rolls away recording your every move to then be posted on the internet for all the world to see…after exhibiting this type of behavior without looking mortified then and only then will you be released into the wild to be photograpped excessively doing nothing more than buying a cup of coffee or walking your dog. Be Gone now Peasant!!!
Lifetime Television has done the impossible. They've found an actor to star alongside Lindsay Lohan in their Elizabeth Taylor biopic -- Liz & Dick. The film, which will chart the couple's tumultuous relationship, is scheduled to begin production next month. Lindsay Lohan has finally found the Richard Burton to her Elizabeth Taylor. Last April i […]
Actress Malin Akerman has a hot body -- and she knows it! She's not the typical actress that only credits her body to good genes: She works for it! Find out her tips -- and what it was like to make out with Tom Cruise. It's safe to say that Malin Akerman is on the express train to superstardom. The 34-year-old Swedish actress is starring in a ton o […]
Someone is making an honest woman out of Keira Knightley: She's engaged! Find out who she's marrying -- and what she's up to these days. Pirates of the Caribbean stunner Keira Knightley played a bridesmaid at her brother's wedding a few months ago, but now it's her turn to take the marital spotlight. The actress, 27, is engaged to ma […]
First daughter Malia Obama took in some boy band goodness on Thursday night, stopping by a One Direction in Fairfax, Virginia. The 13-year-old appeared to... […]
It's Day 10 of Cannes and the annual festival fatigue has well and truly set in. I arrived at the press junket for the new HBO movie Hemingway and Gellhorn to find most of the other journalists there acting like doped up zombies. Even Nicole Kidman tells me how exhausted she is before my interview starts... […]
Chris Brown's neighbors are probably organizing a block party right about now. The R&B bad boy has just listed his West Hollywood, Calif. condominium at... […]
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shenever
October 8th, 2008 at 9:18 am
1Hear YE Hear YE! The Royal WHORE has arrived…bow down all and show your crotches! Obey or be thrown into the dungeon for nice girls who prefer to be modest and keep their private parts to themselves…there they are forced to remove any underwear and walk/dance/step out of cars in full view of any and everyone watching, as well as how to drink/smoke weed/snort cocaine or have sex romps while a camera rolls away recording your every move to then be posted on the internet for all the world to see…after exhibiting this type of behavior without looking mortified then and only then will you be released into the wild to be photograpped excessively doing nothing more than buying a cup of coffee or walking your dog. Be Gone now Peasant!!!