Violet Affleck fell and went boom at the park with mama!  I wonder if she realllly needs a band-aid??  My kid gets the tiniest mark on her and demands a band-aid, and then insists upon having the character of her choice on the band-aid, she is damn spoiled.  I’ve been having to keep my little nugget in check lately, but we played paper dolls today and we’re going on a little road trip tomorrow morning so it’s all good… She just gets so damn out of line.

Anyway, I figure since I’m posting pictures of Jennifer Garner’s screaming child with a boo-boo I might as well share a little of my mommy drama too.

I love JenGar and ViAf (OK that makes no sense but whatever), and I even love how Jen is wearing jeans that are entirely too big and akward on her – she’s at that stage where she doesn’t quite want to wear maternity jeans or something, are those Ben’s jeans?  Is she pulling a Katie?  Please tell me Jennifer Garner isn’t biting on Katie Holmes’ denim disaster style!

This is how the jean pegging started with Katie… first baggy with the cuffs rolled, and then it kind of morphed into a tightrollarama!!

Anyway, I’m on one of my ridiculous tangents that nobody reads.  Back to downloading pictures.  I really wish I could hire someone to download the photos for me, it is so time consuming!

OH, and one more thing, when is a celebrity going to design a line of maternity clothes??  Wasn’t Nicole Richie going to do that?  But that would be maternity clothes for anorexic teenagers – I’m talking about a real woman… Maybe Gwen Stefani and J-Lo could get together?

Photos: Splash News Online