Who do you think these bazongas belong to?

It’s Christina Boobilera!  Seriously, she’s starting to remind me of Anna Nicole Smith BIGTIME and that’s not good.  And she doesn’t have pill-popping trailer trash hobag methadonaddiction as an excuse for that hair and make-up, and that CLEAVAGE!  ENOUGH!

My kid calls my boobs “meatballs”, Max will call hers softballs.  They’re yucky!