There’s future hottie surfer boy Levi McConaughey (it is McConaughey right?  Or did they hyphenate?  I can’t keep track!) out with his parents at the University of Texas game.

Matthew is a dork for 2 reasons, besides the pose he’s in taking the picture of his family…

1. Those jeans are awful, they’re too high-waisted, they’re light denim, and he tucked his t-shirt in to boot!  So unsexy.

2. Do his SHOELACES seriously match the U of Texas shade of Orange?  GAY!

Photos: Splash News Online