When I saw this picture I thought - JACKPOT!  There must be a follow-up with the crotch shot…

No such luck.  What we have here are pictures of Paris and Nicky partying like the princesses they are at Pure Nightclub.  Nicky smokes, Paris tosses her extensions around (away from Nicky’s cigarette of course), and they dance to Britney’s “I’m A Slave For You”.  And DJ AM was the DJ.  Of course.

I’ve been spending way too much time on eBay lately.  Buying BARBIES.

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There’s future hottie surfer boy Levi McConaughey (it is McConaughey right?  Or did they hyphenate?  I can’t keep track!) out with his parents at the University of Texas game.

Matthew is a dork for 2 reasons, besides the pose he’s in taking the picture of his family…

1. Those jeans are awful, they’re too high-waisted, they’re light denim, and he tucked his t-shirt in to boot!  So unsexy.

2. Do his SHOELACES seriously match the U of Texas shade of Orange?  GAY!

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Johnny Depp is not only a mysteriously sexy actor, he’s also a hot sweaty rock star guitar player.

I don’t tend to find him to be all that sexy, he’s got a dark kind of existence and kind of creeps me out, but for those of you who think he is sexy and you want his body - enjoy.

He played with The Kids at a show in Florida this weekend.

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Halle Berry and her mom Judy took little Nahla to the LA Zoo yesterday.  She is so gorgeous, look at those blue eyes!  She actually has a Shiloh thing going on with those perfect little baby lips!

And Halle, of course, as hot as ever - MILF all the way.  She looks so happy too!

I wonder how long before she does the mom thing and cuts all her hair off, she can pull it off though, I love her with short hair!

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How amazing does Charlize Theron look!  Wow!  Here’s some more excessive punctuation!!!!!  Seriously, she just looks super gorgeous.

So do Brad Pitt and George Clooney, of course.  Then there’s Tilda Swinton who looks very manly in the face, she needs some make-up bigtime… and Valentino with Eva Herzegovia and her dentures - creepy.

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I actually found a bunch of good pictures of David Duchovny to share with you but they’re on my computer at home… and I’m back to work tonight. I got sidetracked cleaning up the house, and there was a technical issue on the site earlier, so I never got to post the pictures but I will later.

In the meantime, David Duchovny has checked into rehab for sex addiction! Who knew??? We actually watch his Californication show on Showtime so now I’m imagining he’s just like that in real life… and his wife and kids are so cute! Does this mean he’s been cheating? Or maybe he’s one of those dudes addicted to internet sex and Tea Leoni is tired of the porn bookmarks on the computer?

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