We’ll get into Lindsay’s wacktastic parents in a minute…

So last night I read that Dina Lohan apparently said that IF Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are a couple they would have her blessing?  Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but isn’t Dina the one on her E! Show (Sunday nights at 10:30) telling that Jeremy kid how to talk to the tabloids?  I dunno if she really said it but… wouldn’t shock me.  The bitch who doesn’t want attention will do anything for attention.

And how about Dina freaking showing Ali the footage of Lindsay apparently giving some dude a little somethin somethin??  Ali is FOURTEEN… “Is that Lindsay?” and the mom is totally showing it to her!!!  Uh, WRONG!!!  But I guess Dina’s showing Ali the ropes… ya know.

There’s also the rumor that OK! Magazine offered Lindsay $1million to come out of the closet to them… but she turned it down.  When’s Hugh Hefner going to offer her a bunch to pose naked – with Samantha – for Playboy??

That’s the Lindsay latest… now onto her parents…