Actually, I’m surprised Chelsea doesn’t look drunk at this Women in TV & Radio event!

OK, my cousin and I went to see Chelsea Handler together at Mohegan Sun a few months ago, thanks to Munchie and Rikki, and we just started calling each other “hot mess” and the people in our lives are annoyed by it.  Which makes it that much more amusing to us.  And now, we have Kyla saying it.  Only she doesn’t quite understand… I tell her to clean up her mess and she says, “you mean the hot mess I made!” and I crack up.

You can blow the picture up to see it.  I wanted Chelsea’s face to be big, for effect.

So I made that for my cousin and emailed it to her.  I’m hoping she finds it amusing.  We used to do stuff like that all the time.  That and other things, obviously.  We love Chelsea.

I know the people who come here for the “DIRT” are going to crap all over me for the lack of “dirt” in the posts gushing over some of my favorite celebrities, but WHAT-EVER!!

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OK I’m going to try to find the embed code because I’m SURE they are over 18 in this video…

HOWEVER, either I am getting REALLY old, or Jesse McCartney and the girl in the video look like they’re about 15, possibly younger.  And they are sexin’ it up!!!!!  I’ve seen it on a bunch of times late at night and it makes me feel kind of sick because they look so young… and I think of my daughter being that age in 10 years and going NOOOOOOOO!!

Anyway, my kid busts out The Jonas Brothers the other day, she knows all the words.  It was on today and she busted it out again.  And she knows Matchbox 20 songs.

If the video doesn’t display it’s because it’s blocked.  I guess they can block the embed code now, so if it doesn’t work I’ll give you the link to check it out.

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Sung to the tune of “Who’s Holdin’ Donna Now?”  Don’t know it… thanks for making me feel old.  I’m 30.

OK so here’s my thought process… I’d vlog but I look like dookie.

Anyway, here’s my thought process as I’m about to post these adorable pictures of David Cook and David Archuleta… I’m thinking how cute are they?  I mean, they’re just nice guys with talent who got lucky and then proved they are great… and they’re both adorable… so how could I possibly be mean to them?

Then I see this picture of David Cook from the side - which I originally thought was cute when I saw the thumbnail… and then I clicked on it and realize his shave is completely uneven!  And I actually kind of liked his hair better at the beginning when it was a little messier… now it’s almost too neat.  Still, he might end up being the cutest rock star ever.

I think I’m going to make a little banner that says D*ana’s Dirt loves David ² or something… D*ana’s Dirt loves the Davids… I don’t know, maybe put it up near my silly face for fun.  If anyone wants to make me one, send it over.  I’ll credit you and send you some love.  Just something that I could put in my banner for a little while…

OK, so who is shaving David Cook?  Besides Kimberly Caldwell of course.  I mean, is she his girlfriend?  I don’t think it’s gone that far yet… they’re just hanging out.  I think the paparazzi needs to start following them more.  Get on it people.  We want to see who David Cook is with!!!!!!!

Right???

Photos: Splash News Online

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YEAH!!  Seriously, how nuts is that… Of all the people in the world to father a child… CLAY AIKEN?

Don’t get too excited though, it’s not like he actually had sex with a woman… He apparently was the sperm donor for his good friend and record producer Jaymes Foster, and he’s going to play an active role in raising the child.

She’s due in August.  They kept this secret for a while!!

From TMZ

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Pete Wentz hired an artist to make this giant Lego bumblebee for his new wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz… It’s HUGE.  Bigger than a person.  Apparently the bee symbolizes the soul and all this stuff… Pete was being cute.  They’re weird.  I would love to know how much this thing cost.

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I’ve never even heard of Cookie Magazine - but it looks like fun! I subscribe to a mom/family magazine but I don’t really like it that much… I think I am going to check this one out!

Liv Tyler is on the June/July cover with her son Milo.
On her family’s lifestyle… “[I try] to embrace that we live like gypsies a little bit. We go somewhere for three months at a time, and we make friends and get to see a whole new place. It’s very special in a way…”

On believing that being with her son Milo gives him stability despite moving around often… “My philosophy is that we’re the ones who go to him at night and when he wakes up in the morning and those are the most important moments in a young child’s life…”

On her mother’s role growing up… “My mom was around, but she was young and struggling.”

Click here to read the full article, it’s pretty cool!

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