Sung to the tune of “Who’s Holdin’ Donna Now?”  Don’t know it… thanks for making me feel old.  I’m 30.

OK so here’s my thought process… I’d vlog but I look like dookie.

Anyway, here’s my thought process as I’m about to post these adorable pictures of David Cook and David Archuleta… I’m thinking how cute are they?  I mean, they’re just nice guys with talent who got lucky and then proved they are great… and they’re both adorable… so how could I possibly be mean to them?

Then I see this picture of David Cook from the side – which I originally thought was cute when I saw the thumbnail… and then I clicked on it and realize his shave is completely uneven!  And I actually kind of liked his hair better at the beginning when it was a little messier… now it’s almost too neat.  Still, he might end up being the cutest rock star ever.

I think I’m going to make a little banner that says D*ana’s Dirt loves David ² or something… D*ana’s Dirt loves the Davids… I don’t know, maybe put it up near my silly face for fun.  If anyone wants to make me one, send it over.  I’ll credit you and send you some love.  Just something that I could put in my banner for a little while…

OK, so who is shaving David Cook?  Besides Kimberly Caldwell of course.  I mean, is she his girlfriend?  I don’t think it’s gone that far yet… they’re just hanging out.  I think the paparazzi needs to start following them more.  Get on it people.  We want to see who David Cook is with!!!!!!!

Right???

Photos: Splash News Online

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YEAH!!  Seriously, how nuts is that… Of all the people in the world to father a child… CLAY AIKEN?

Don’t get too excited though, it’s not like he actually had sex with a woman… He apparently was the sperm donor for his good friend and record producer Jaymes Foster, and he’s going to play an active role in raising the child.

She’s due in August.  They kept this secret for a while!!

From TMZ

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Pete Wentz hired an artist to make this giant Lego bumblebee for his new wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz… It’s HUGE.  Bigger than a person.  Apparently the bee symbolizes the soul and all this stuff… Pete was being cute.  They’re weird.  I would love to know how much this thing cost.

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I’ve never even heard of Cookie Magazine – but it looks like fun! I subscribe to a mom/family magazine but I don’t really like it that much… I think I am going to check this one out!

Liv Tyler is on the June/July cover with her son Milo.
On her family’s lifestyle… “[I try] to embrace that we live like gypsies a little bit. We go somewhere for three months at a time, and we make friends and get to see a whole new place. It’s very special in a way…”

On believing that being with her son Milo gives him stability despite moving around often… “My philosophy is that we’re the ones who go to him at night and when he wakes up in the morning and those are the most important moments in a young child’s life…”

On her mother’s role growing up… “My mom was around, but she was young and struggling.”

Click here to read the full article, it’s pretty cool!

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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott took their son Liam to the Pink’s Hot Dog Hall of Fame to celebrate the upcoming season of their TV show.  She’s also super happy to be guest starring in some episodes of the new Beverly Hills, 90210 (thanks Erin!!)

There’s really no reason for her boob to almost fall out like that.

Photos: Splash News Online

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So the question everyone’s been asking was finally answered on Regis & Kelly… Does David Cook have a girlfriend?

Well, David told Regis & Kelly that he took Kimberly Caldwell on a date at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse – and it went well… and he said they’ll probably hang out again!

I hope the paparazzi follow them.  I want to see what happens!!

That’s a very nice pretty picture of Kimberly by the way, there are a bunch of not so flattering ones I could have used but I felt like being nice… for now.  I’ll save the other ones for when she breaks his heart.

Oh, and just don’t let them make a “From David to Kimberly” movie!!!!!

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It’s OFFICIAL… Pete and Ashlee Wentz aka Ashlee Simpson-Wentz have confirmed they’re expecting their first little fall out boy or girl!

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

From: FriendsorEnemies.com

Awwwwwwww!! Little Wentziepoo is coming soon! I can not wait for the Ashlee bump pictures… I wonder how Auntie Jessica feels right about now????

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According to OK! Magazine, Owen Wilson is having a hard time dealing with Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong seeing each other – especially so soon after he and Kate broke up.  I heard a few different versions of the story, I’m hoping to get the real scoop when I talk to the girls from the magazine tomorrow night…

Anyway, I guess Owen’s pretty heartbroken and was out at a bar in Philly the other night drinking his sorrows away.  Don’t worry too much though, he’s got friends and his brother Luke to talk to and they’re making sure he’s OK.

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