Sung to the tune of “Who’s Holdin’ Donna Now?”  Don’t know it… thanks for making me feel old.  I’m 30.

OK so here’s my thought process… I’d vlog but I look like dookie.

Anyway, here’s my thought process as I’m about to post these adorable pictures of David Cook and David Archuleta… I’m thinking how cute are they?  I mean, they’re just nice guys with talent who got lucky and then proved they are great… and they’re both adorable… so how could I possibly be mean to them?

Then I see this picture of David Cook from the side – which I originally thought was cute when I saw the thumbnail… and then I clicked on it and realize his shave is completely uneven!  And I actually kind of liked his hair better at the beginning when it was a little messier… now it’s almost too neat.  Still, he might end up being the cutest rock star ever.

I think I’m going to make a little banner that says D*ana’s Dirt loves David ² or something… D*ana’s Dirt loves the Davids… I don’t know, maybe put it up near my silly face for fun.  If anyone wants to make me one, send it over.  I’ll credit you and send you some love.  Just something that I could put in my banner for a little while…

OK, so who is shaving David Cook?  Besides Kimberly Caldwell of course.  I mean, is she his girlfriend?  I don’t think it’s gone that far yet… they’re just hanging out.  I think the paparazzi needs to start following them more.  Get on it people.  We want to see who David Cook is with!!!!!!!

Right???

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