Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Live in Concert!

OK, putting aside the fact that soon she won’t need a stage name anymore because she sucks, Ashlee Simpson has not only legally changed her name to Ashlee Wentz, but she’s CHANGING HER STAGE NAME TO ASHLEE SIMPSON-WENTZ!!

“I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” And Wentz admits he was thrilled when his wife told him of her plans, although he insists it was her own idea.
He says, “Oh man, I was like upgrade me! You know what I’m saying? The Wentz family, our Christmas card just got upgraded! It feels insane. It feels unreal.
“These decisions with Ashlee and her name are all completely up to Ashlee. I want her to do these kinds of things the way she wants to do them.”

Can someone please give this little girl a slap?  That’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.

She needs to watch Denise Richards It’s Complicated.  On the first episode we learned – never change your last name if you get married.  I think that’s good Hollywood advice.

Anyway, she’s so lame.  I’ve tried not to hate on her so much especially once she got pretty, but she’s still a lameass.

I am holding out hope that this is just a bogus rumor.